I’m So Ready For This - Blog Posts

My predictions for the Book of Bill (text version under the cut)

Insults Ford's journals

Blatantly lies about on-screen canon events

Dreamscape/mindscape lore

Summoning ritual instructions that would be physically dangerous to try irl

Says something he respects about Mabel

Diagram of Bill's exoskeleton and what lies underneath it

Bill goes on an angry tirade about someone from history

Bill implies he's good friends with a monster from horror movie/s or folklore

Shares embarrassing private info about Ford

Says he has never done anything wrong ever in his life

Casually uses the word "psychopath" or other ableist language

Axolotl lore

(free space) Some gay shit

New type of code

Creepily specific fun facts about every Pines family member

Angst breadcrumbs

Unexplained blood splatters

Indirect reference to a well-known Bill meme, e.g. "Bill Cipher has a gun"

Visible signs that others have tried to destroy the book before, and at least one mark hides some words that would've revealed something juicy

Henchmaniac lore

Same coin theory is disproven

tongue-in-cheek meta reference to tad strange

Bill talks about his home dimension and then claims he made it all up

Info about his cult/s and why you should join them

Bill makes fun of the concept of his tumblr sexyman self