IM IMAGINING THEIR REACTIONS WHEN SNAIL JUMPS ON DAZAI HAHAHAHHA - Blog Posts

May I bring your attention to;

Slug and Snail

Look at this serious mafia executive with his serious expression and serious suit and serious hat and... cat.

Chuuya loves his cat very much and I love both of them so. HERE ARE SOME RANDOM FACTS/THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM IN MY SOULMATE-PETS-AU:

The cat is named Snail because he likes hiding under Chuuya's hat/other things and it looks like he has a snail shell. (But I came up with the name because whenever I draw cats they look like snails at first)

Snail is super quiet. So much that it's creepy, like the cat doesn't make a single noise and just stares at you. Very much PM Dazai vibes, which makes sense since they're soulmates and the pet matches you AND your soulmate, but mostly the soumate. Gets trickier with multiple soulmates but thats besides the point-

Snail is quiet, but the moment Chuuya sits down to pet it. oh boy you cat hear this cat a mile away. Also it mrrp's at Dazai whenever it sees him. Which is not something Snail does. So that confused the young soukoku. Chuuya used to say that it's so displeased to see him, that it's making noise.. Then Snail jumped on Dazai's lap one day. (And I already talked about the whole "if the pet doesn't hate you, you are soulmates")

This cat loves water. It takes showers with Chuuya

It gets carried around like a baby because Snail is baby. Little scrunkly. Such a lil guy. Teeny tiny stinky man.

Also it's stinky. Yes it likes water, but it also likes crab. Because of course it does. And so Snail smells like crab from a can. Chuuya smells a little bit like crab too sometimes because of it

Snail likes to annoy Chuuya and mess with his paperwork just as much as Dazai. Chuuya gets back at it by not giving it treats for some time