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Lunatic Parade Reiji Sakamaki • (Chapter 3)

For @diafan4eversakakmaki​​ and others who requested.  ♡  

-> 悪魔  was translated ‘devil’s pear.’

[Chapter O1]  [Chapter O2]  [Chapter O 3]  [Chapter O4]  [Final] 

[Azusa]  [Shin]  [Carla]  [Subaru]  [Ruki]  [Shu]  [Yuma]  [Laito] [Kanato] [Ayato] 

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Place: ホテル•モーントシュタイン  客室 / Hotel • Mortstein  Guest room

*Clothing Sound*

Yui: (Nh...?)

(What is...shaking…)

*Clothing sound*

Yui: Nh…?

Reiji: Good grief! Wake up already!

Yui: This voice….Reiji San?

Reiji: Even though I am shouting for a while, it pretty bold of you to make such a idotic face like a stupid has.

Good grief, are you listening!?

Yui: Fwaa..*just gets up*

Reiji: Did you just yawn and reply?

Yui: It wasn’t my intention but, my head is still dull…

Reiji: Okay. Then, I will make you wake up in a special way.

Yui: Eh?

*Fades to CG*

Reiji: You are still sleepy, right? I will fix it right now, in this bed.

Yui: S-such…

Reiji: Just like this, I will expose your neck to the tip of my eyes and nose...this is because you didn’t behave appropriately while sleeping.

I thought I had properly disciplined you but...there were still many ways to go.

*Sucking blood* Nh…

Yui: Aah!...

(Uu...his fangs are….!)

Reiji: What’s up with twisting your body like this? Aren’t you sleeping anymore?

Or are you happy to get pierced by my fangs instead of getting up? Kuku~...nh...haa...nh…

Yui: You’re ….wro-...

Reiji: You said wrong? Kuku~...haven’t you noticed anything?

Yui: Wha…

Reiji: It’s not my fangs. It’s because I am leaning on your neck.

...nh...Darn it. You’re being obedient to this pleasure at the same time, it’s no good.

However...you can’t escape anymore...you are aware of that aren’t you? Yui…

Shedding tears....It’s good that my fangs are making you so happy that you cry.

Yui: U…

Reiji: …….

Yui: (Reiji, San...?)

*CG as Reiji kissed*

Reiji: Oh my, oh my. Are you really planning not to get up from this bad?

Yui: It’s not like that…

Reiji: Blushing your cheeks like that. Could it be that you were just imitating to get my fangs?

Yui: No, not that all! That’s Reiji San was…

Reiji: I? What?

Yui: (Reiji San was sucking such a way that...pain was paralyzed…)

Reiji: Fufu~...this is a seductive face. You are a really simple and idiot person.

But...beloved.

Yui: Eh?

Reiji: Listen carefully. Have you opened your eyes?

Wash your face. We have to go there in time, so we’re leaving immediately.

Yui: G-got it…!

*Clothing Sound*

Yui: …!?

(I am pinned down by him! I can’t get up at all...!?)

Umm...Reiji San?

Reiji: I am out of control...it’s all your fault.

Nh…*Kiss*

Yui: Hn…

*CG Fades*

Reiji: We are leaving in 5 minutes. In between these few minutes, clear up this sloppy face of yours.

Yui: Y-yes…!

(I don’t know what kind of face I was making…)

Place: ザータンの口 / Zatan’s mouth

Yui: (The time has come, but that evil guy is not here)

I will put my hand there immediately...but what question should I have?

Reiji: Just in case...what about asking a different question than yesterday?

Yui: Speaking of what I am most worried about currently…?)

……..This gem which replaced my heart….how long it will last?

Zatan’s mouth: …….

Reiji: Haah...what kind of question was that?

Yui: I am sorry...let me think about it…

Reiji: I will answer this question in particular.

*Reiji gets closer*

Reiji: It's going to be fine. But...I can’t say correctly, how long this gem can keep you alive.

But I will absolutely not let you die.

I will make sure to do it, before the end time comes, definitely…!

Yui: (Hm? This Zatan stone statue is shaking?)

Reiji: Wha—?

Yui: No way — The mouth just opened! Eh...Someone is coming out!?)

Reiji: Hey, can you listen to us for a sec?

*Screen shaked*

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Uwaaa!! Wh—What!?  Wh-Who are you??

Reiji: You just came out from Zatan’s mouth, right?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: No, you’re wrong. I just came here for my breakfast, that’s all!

Yui: But, we just saw you coming from inside that mouth.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Eh? Oh that...um then I was sleeping in that bench. And then I went riding the Gondola.

Yui: But….

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Ah, no no — Actually, I was acting like I am a clown! Uhm!

Reiji: I am disgusted.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: So, I am not doing it — !

*Screen shaked, and Yui was pushed*

Yui: Kyaa!

(What — I am being pushed)

Reiji: It’s dangerous!

*Reiji protects Yui*

Yui: Thank you…

*Reiji catched that person*

Reiji: You are really an expert one to make me pissed off.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Heeeh!

Reiji: Come one, I will listen to each and every words of you right there.

Place: グリンマーストリート  アイゼン横丁 / Glimmer Street Aizen Alley

Yui: (Looks like they’re having conversations but...they're just having arguments.)

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Anyway, i hadn’t done something like that!!

Yui: Umm...maybe I can help with something?

Reiji: Don’t waste time, and acknowledge what you did!

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Hee!? No- I am being honest. That was...Devil Pear’s fault.

K: ->悪魔  means devil’s pear.

Yui: Devil’s pear...?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I was being seduced and ate that pear. As a result, I have become like this.

Reiji: You mean, you lied to others because you ate that pear?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Apparanty, the effect of the devil’s pear  is different and varies in each person. That’s why, it’s interesting and extraordinary.

I don’t know it’s causality, but for eating that fruit...my whole body has turned out in such a state that telling lies has become my regular goal.

I can tolerate it, but after a specific time, I reach my limit and start lying like hunger.

Yui: Such a…

Person inside Zatan’s mouth:  Every single person gets away from me. ….Well, that was obvious.

But the truth is that...I don’t want to do something like this!

Reiji: But, I can’t trust you right away.

Yui: Reiji San!

Reiji: I am assuming that, there can be another plan you are hatching in the corner of your head…

Yui: (I am not clear with confusion but...he’s making such a sad face. I can’t say I don’t trust him.)

Reiji: Then, why did you enter inside the Zatan’s mouth?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I was always lonely. But lonely means just being alone right?

I visit many places but...when people realize that I always lie, they just drive me out.

It just continued...and then...I met that stone statue.

Reiji: The stone mouth that knows the truth. It is some sort of fortune-teller, so it’s okay even if that tells something bullshit…You thought it like that way, huh?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: There was a person who got extremely discouraged from my lying words. But...the person next to him, was encouraged and smiled.

As I continued watching that repetition, I realized that that’s the only place I belong to.

Yui: Were you lonely all the time…?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I don’t want to talk to hundreds and hurt them anymore.

Reiji: Certainly, if you stay inside that Zatan’s mouth, you are not hurting others that much, but…

Yui: (I don’t think it’s good if you stay there forever.)

That devil’s pear...do you know anything about that, Reiji San?

Reiji: There was a rumor that devil's pear is just a nuisance.

The research result, and also some literature books show that the solution devil's pear’s effect was able to be dissolved.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Haa!? Is that true?

Reiji: Yeah, the amount of materials is up to bottle neck, but it’s not impossible to make it.

Yui: So, can we make it immediately?

Reiji: I thought it won’t be impossible, however, there’s only one very rare ingredient that I need for compounding.

Yui: Is that something which is possible to manage?

Reiji: Yes, but…

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I am begging you!!

Reiji: What now? Stop being so loud without any reason.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Please make that antidote, no matter how! I am not lying, it’s not a lie! Please do it…!

Reiji: But, this requires a rare material that can’t be obtained with shallow efforts!

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: No! Please do it anyway! I am really not lying, I want you to make it…!

I can’t prove to make you trust me...But all I can say is that I am telling the truth...Please make it!

Yui: (So pitiful...he must have suffered every single day…)

Reiji San, I don’t mind leaving Earl’s tasks for later...but I can’t delay helping this person anymore.

Reiji: Haah...are you sure?

Yui: I will also help you as much as I can...this is why, please make it.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I am begging you...please!!

Reiji: Understood. Then, let’s hurry up and get prepared.

Yui: (Reiji San is writing something...could it be that…)

Reiji: Phew, 1st, to find this material, we have to search around in the demon world.

Yui: You just wrote in 3 whole papers full of ingredients...Do we need that much?

Reiji: It’s my 1st time I am challenging something like this. So, I want to make that antidote with much more flexibility than usual.

Yui: I got your point.

Reiji: And also I need an appropriate place. That place should be out of anyone’s notices and a very dry place.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I know a secret abandoned building which is just nearby.

Reiji: Sounds good. After I am done with arranging the materials, we’ll head over there.

Yui: Yes…!

Place: レーヌ•ド•アジの店 / Reine • Do • Aji Store

Yui: (I thought we have to run around to find that ingredient but…)

Reine •Do• Aji: You need more? At this rate, I am gonna run out of all ingredients in my store.

Reiji: It’s Saba’s younger sister, Aji’s store. I don’t expect this store to have such a poor collection…..Ah, that one over there, please!

Reine • Do • Aji: Darn it. You are savage as always...here you go.

Yui: (These familiars are just carrying so many materials. …. I am sure that abandoned building is going to be filled very soon.)

(Even more, it’s hard to measure these materials correctly…)

(Oh that’s right! I should look for some tools that can come handy.)

Reiji: Hm? What are you searching for?

Yui: I am looking for some tools that can be useful in making antidotes.

Reiji: Oh my oh my. I have interest in them, but these are unnecessary. I have all the top tools I always use.

Yui: Oh I see...sorry.

(Uuh, I was doing too much)

Reiji: Anyway, we have gathered so many from this shop. Let’s go to that abandoned building.

Yui: Yes.

Reine • Do • Aji: Aahh! Too early! You are leaving something.

Reiji: Aah, I am sorry.

Yui: Huh? Didn’t you carry all of your luggages.?

Reiji: Yeah, I picked up all of the ingredients. There was only one luggage that I left during coming back.

Yui: Was that very sensitive?

Reiji: No. I wanted to give you a stupid carriage job.

Yui: M-Me?

Reiji: Why you ask? You are having such an unpleasant attitude for not doing any work…

Yui: No, I don't. But...I was just being confident…

Reiji: To accomplish your work, your confidence doesn’t matter.

Yui: Uuh...I am so sorry…

Reiji: If it makes sense then hurry up and come here, I will attach it with you...

Yui: Eh?

*Reiji gets closer*

Yui: (He’s putting his hand in my hair...huh? This hair clip…)

Reiji: If a single hair falls in the middle of my chemical process, it’s outcome will be a failure.

If you want to be my assistance, then make sure to have a proper appearance.

Yui: Is that okay to get this hair clip…?

Reiji: Do you have hace complaints about this shape?

Yui: No, it’s so pretty...I am so happy to get it!

Reiji: Oh my oh my, it’s time to go. Don’t make that face, please.

Yui: Yes…!

Reiji: No reply and action at the same time.

Yui: (I am damn excited to receive this present from him)

(I have made up my mind, I’ll do my best!)

Place: 廃墟 / Abandoned building

Yui: (Woa...It’s unexpectedly wide…)

(That person from Zatan’s mouth...he’s working)

Reiji: Looks like you are diligently working. Are done with measuring these?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: I am not done yet! It will take time!

Yui: But, the exact measure is written in the note… ((That Reiji wrote earlier!))

Reiji: Haah...it’s a hassle to deal when you’re lying.

Turning something’s presence into absence...it’s that kind of lie, right? It’s puzzling.

Yui: (It’s very confusing…)

Reiji: But...these tools are specifically arranged. You did well.

Yui: Yes. The classification is perfect and they’re lined up according to the procedure…

Reiji: Way better than you. He has become my strength.

Yui: Uuh...I think so...

Reiji: By the way, that rare ingredient can be found in — “Limestone sinking in the deep fresh water” only…

Yui: Deep fresh water…?

Reiji: According to Aji, there’s a possibility that we can find that deep in the underground lake, the place for mining.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Then, are you going there to get that?

Reiji: Oh...it’s easy to say it, but it is very rare to find….it will get my nerves.

Yui: But we have to deal with it, if we don’t then…!

Reiji: Yeah, going to that place is the only way to help him.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Alright then! I will help you out!!

Reiji: No, you’ll say here. I want you to guard these ingredients. We’ll try our best to get that.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Eh? Is that okay?

Yui: Leave it to us!

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Ah-Thank you!

This body...which can do nothing but lying, it can’t be useful.

Yui: No, we didn’t —

Reiji: Yes, you are right.

Yui: Reiji San? Why did you say something…!

Reiji: But, it’s a fact. We don’t have to take such a risk, which can cause failure.

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Uuh —

Reiji: And also, if something happens to you, then it will be meaningless to get that antidote.

Yui: Eh…

Reiji: I can’t guarantee the safety of my test subjects, I don’t want to take the risk. Okay?

Yui: (Reiji San…)

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Fufu~ Since Reiji San is also saying it, so leave it to us?

Person inside Zatan’s mouth: Ah...got it!

Reiji: Then, we are going to depart a little….I will do some research and you, please go back to the hotel.

Yui: Yes.

Reiji: I’ll see you. Let’s get going.

Place: ホテル•モーントシュタイン  客室 / Hotel • Mortstein  Guest room

Yui: (He didn’t get up...he was just researching until late yesterday...don’t be late.)

The preparation for going to the underground lake is ready but...is there any other thing I should do...Oh, that’s right!)

Selection —

カルボナーラ弁当を作る / Make Carbonara for launch

サンドイッチ弁当を作る / Make sandwich for launch (+ Correct)

Yui: (Let’s make lunch! As I thought, the most easy to cook will be sandwich)

(Let’s use different contents inside the freeze and make those colorful…!)

*After a while*

Reiji: Nh...Good morning.

Yui: Good morning! I made these sandwiches for lunch…

Reiji: Ho...you have a sharp mind. Wrapped sandwiches will be easier to eat.

...If you can enjoy our journey to a mysterious place, then you may lighten your mind a little.

Yui: Yes…!

(That’s good, he praised me…!)

Place: 山中/ Mountain

Yui: (There aren't a bunch of people like the parade, but...there seem to be few people walking here…)

Vampire Woman D: Owaa! Something came out!

Yui: Eh!? Wh-what happened?

Vampire Woman D: When I tried to pick this edible wild plant, creepy bats came out...Kyaa! Don’t come!

*Bats flying sound*

Yui: A-are you okay!?

(For these situations, Reiji San gave me a medicine for these bats...here!)

*Sprays the medicine*

Vampire Woman D: Phew...you saved me, thank you.

Yui: No, my pleasure…!

Reiji: Haah...using this medicine so early...that’s even for an unknown person. Are you aware of regretting later on?

Yui: uh...Sorry

Reiji: You don’t have to apologize. We're not facing that yet.

More importantly, I will be with you, so it’s fine. ((My boy ;w;))

Yui: (He’s reliable. I should not be reckless.)

Place: 鉱山跡地 / Mining area

Reiji: It said that this minecart will take you to the underground lake.

*Sound*

Yui: Ah Reiji San, did you hear something?

Reiji: Ah….Watch out! Lie down!

*Screen Shaked*

Yui: Kyaa!

*Sound of an animal*

Yui: (Something just flew over my head...is that a giant eagle?)

Reiji: Gh!...That beast got me. We have to let it exceed and get into the minecart.

Sit down in such a way that it can’t notice you…..You go at first.

Yui: Ehh?

Reiji: It’s fine, now...hurry up!

Yui: (I am scared, but it can’t be helped. All—right, I have to step carefully…)

*Eagle sounds*

Yui: Kyaa!

(Looks like it was noticed...Oh no!)

Reiji: Yui! Run!

Yui: Yes!!

*After a while*

Reiji: Tch, if it continues, we will get caught….At first, we have to do something, so that eagle will notice here.

*Eagle screams*

Reiji: Look at this way!

*Eagle Screams*

Reiji: Now, come here, until my special herb reacts on you…!

*Flying Sound*

Reiji: Eat this…!!

Yui: (He’s spraying something, what is it…)

(Huh? The eagle just collapsed…)

Reiji San...what the heck is that…?

Reiji: In the Aji’s store, I have heard that we may face these eagles, so I got refined herbs to make them senseless.

At first I was confused whether I should feed it or not, but...it came out to be collapsed, so...that was the right choice.

Yui: Y-yes…

Reiji: But I didn’t expect that it would get shut like this.

Yui: (Fufu~Reiji San is rubbing his cheek with its beak...the eagle got spoiled.)

Reiji: I see. So, if you touch here, then it feels so fluffy.

Yui: Really?

Reiji: Yeah, touch it then.

Yui: Yeah…

*touches*

Yui: Waa….it feels so good...so adorable….!

(looks like this eagle is also feeling good…)

Reiji: Then, does that mean that we have finished our 3rd mission of Earl?

((k: Win over an animal))

Yui: Win over animals...Looks like we did!

Reiji: Finishing that task in such a place was really unexpected.

Yui: ….thanks to you, Reiji San.

Reiji: I had handled it, so that was obvious. Anyways, let’s finish our last mission.

Monologue —

Afterwards, we rode on the minecart and it took us to the underground lake.

Reiji San sinked into the deep lake quickly in order to look for the limestones...with such a speed that can’t be expressed in words.

Leaving me alone, who was useless…

END of the Monologue  —

Place: Underground Lake

Yui: (Vampires don’t have any problems even deep under the water...cool.)

(And if you compare me on the other side…)

*Screen Shaked*

Yui: What? My body is feeling heavy so suddenly...I am feeling dizzy…)

*Closes are eyes / screen turns black*

Yui: (What’s going on... —with me?)

Reiji: Yui...Yui…!

Yui: Reiji - San…

Reiji: What’s wrong so suddenly...You are sweating a lot.

Yui: I am fine now...Sorry for making you worry. More importantly, how did you do?

Reiji: It’s fine if you are good. There was an outcome.

Not so cold, not so hot...it was a strange temperature of water. And also, the bottom of the lake was unexpectedly shallow.

Yui: (Huh...the thing in his hand...the limestone…?

Reiji: Now it’s your turn to answer my questions. What the heck actually happened when I wasn’t here?

Yui: I don’t know. Suddenly, my condition came out like ——

Reiji: If I want to guess correctly, then the gem, buried in your chest is expiring…

Yui: Such…!

*Reiji gets closer*

Reiji: We have to be fast. Now, stay close to me as much as you can.

Yui: Huh? Why’s that…!

Reiji: You may hate it as I am soaked wet, but please be silent and hold onto me.

Flying for a short time may require some efforts, so, please be careful.

We will go…!

Monologue —

I supported Reiji San who was flying while hugging me. At the same time, the gravity was gone.

Faster than walking speed, then faster than running speed. With such a speed, we went back to the rails of the minecart.

While I was holding onto his reliable arms, I didn’t want to die.

End pf Monologue —

*After a while*

*Parade finale song*

Place: 夜空 / Night Sky

Yui: (Woa...the stars are…)

Reiji: Just a little, and we will reach the hotel. Then, in the bed — opps…

Yui: gh!

Reiji: Sorry...Today, my brain plus my mind are exhausted…

Yui: I am sorry...instead of helpig, I was just a burden all the time.

Reiji: It’s very usual, right?...However, I forgot the work, that you are the one who can do it.

Yui: Eh?

Reiji: It’s pathetic just to have someone do everything. But what do you always do when you have to do that?

Yui: (I don’t think I could be honest about my feelings...I would do it.)

Thank you so much. That’s...you are always by my side, it’s the reason I am...safe. I have faith in you. *blushing*

Reiji: That’s right. To keep that faith alive, I will do my best.

So, you can relax. I will end up protecting you.

Yui: Yes…!

— The END of Chapter O 3 —