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Force Translator Cody au
Hes still as force sensitive as a brick but hes been around so many jedi, Specifically Obi-wan "i have a bad feeling" Kenobi that he just, figures out what the Force is tryin to say with his cool collected strategic slut mind on his own
In short, Cody voice: the Force works in misterious ways to YOU, i get it tho
now here i am, thinking about the force talking to cody's cool collected strategic slut mind like it's the australien sea turtle in finding nemo
cody's not force-sensitive. like NOT AT ALL, not even one (1) midichlorian per million. zip nada nothing
he just meditates with obi-wan on a regular basis and ends up absorbing some force radiation that basically makes him a radio station that can tune into the force's daily commentary
it all starts on a mission where cody and obi-wan enter a really creepy cave and it's just really creepy and dark and suddenly there's this off-voice telling cody that the vibes are rancid
obi-wan then proceeds to say that the vibes feel rancid
and cody just looks at obi-wan like ??? uhm hello what the fuck and obi-wan doesn't have a single idea why his commander suddenly looks like a confused pineapple
meanwhile the force is going feral because this funky little commander apparently has the right receiving frequency to hear its ramblings while all the jedi in fact do NOT
everyone only feels the force. no one ever talks to the force. the force is bored. so of course it doesn't intend to leave cody alone e v e r
obi-wan, to cody, smiling: remember, the force will be with you. always
cody, who already listened to the force rambling about the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise for the past two hours, eye twitching:
anakin looks all mysterious and knowing while saying that there's a disturbance in the force and cody just stands right next to him, hearing the high-pitched fire siren-like screaming of the force in the background while trying to look like his eardrum didn't just get perforated
whenever cody notices that obi-wan and the other jedi aren't sleeping well because of some weird force shit, cody asks the force to keep it down for a while so that they can at least rest for a couple of hours. obi-wan is confused about the amount of sleep he gets all of the sudden
anakin wakes up and says he just had a vision. cody asks the force if anakin, in fact, just had a vision. the force says no
ahsoka, after something very weird happened: the force works in mysterious ways
the force, to cody, very disturbed: that wasn't me
everyone basically talks about the force as this ancient powerful energy field in a very earnest and serious way while cody passes the senate building and hears the force calling palpatine a nasty little apricot