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I Would Rather Date Klaus Than Buster
Buster Moon fans, please don’t cancel me for saying this.
If I were to choose between dating Klaus Kickenklober and dating Buster Moon, I would choose Klaus. Because Klaus wears his heart on his sleeve. I would never have to wonder what he’s thinking. Buster, on the other hand, is a liar. A very cute, fuzzy liar with charmingly expressive ears, but a liar nonetheless.
Dating Klaus would be like:
Klaus: 😡
Me: I see you’re mad. Again.
Dating Buster would be like:
Bank teller: I’m sorry, ma’am, we were unable to approve your application for a mortgage.
Me: Why not?
Bank teller: Because your credit score is too low.
Me: Why is my credit score low?
Bank teller: Because you defaulted on the credit card that you opened last year.
Me: But I didn’t open a credit card last year.