I Need Some Sleep - Blog Posts

I found ma next power move for therapy.

I take a bottle of ink with me and everytime my therapist takes notes i take a shot of the ink.

I still can't get over the fact he has an amusement park, anywho, this is peak

Hey look! New attraction at Merry Magoland!

I’M SUPOSSED TO BE SLEEPING BUT INSTEAD I’M HOLDING ON LAUGHING WITH THIS

Guns N' Roses Version of "You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?":

Axl, with his face pressed against the glass: There it is... Holy shit! *Gawking at Bon Jovi albums* I don't know where to start, but all that matters is that it's just you, and me, and nobody-

Duff walking into the studio: Axl? Is that you?

Axl, hiding the Slippery When Wet album behind his back: D-Duff! Uh, um.. uh, what are you doing here?

Duff: I always come to the studio at three a.m. this is when I practice before rehearsal.

Duff: What are you doing here?

Axl: Uh, I forgot my uh-

Duff: And why is the album safe open?

Axl: Oh I thought that uh-

Duff: And why are you holding a Bon Jovi album behind your back?

Axl, sweating: I-I-I uh- No, I didn't-

Duff: And why are you acting so nervous? And why are you sweating so much?

Duff: And why does your hair look so much like Jon's-

Duff: 😮

Duff: 😏

Axl, panicking: N-no wait it's not what you think! This is a big misunderstanding you've got to believe me I-

Axl, defensive: LISTEN I AM TELLING YOU! YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME DUFF!

Duff: You like Bon Jovi don't you Axl?