TumbleSpot

Where your favorite blogs come alive

I Mean I Ship It But Also This Could Entirely Be Crazy Sholmes - Blog Posts

2 years ago

plot twist: this is how Herlock confessed

Transcription:

Herlock: ...Love is when two grown ups start craving more than just business handshakes and platonic ice cream breaks. 

Hosonaga: ...What do you mean, Sholmes?

Herlock:  Love makes two people want to go on romantic ice cream breaks and drink all kinds of exotic elixirs and nectars together!

Hosonaga: ...Are you quite alright?

Herlock:  When two grown ups are in love, they'll make joint-bank accounts together and go to the movies together, to feed popcorn kernels to the rats and cockroaches there.

Hosonaga: Do--Do you have a fever?

Herlock:  And one day, if you're lucky, your partner'll take away the kids forever, and go marry Steve, the guy in your accounting firm who works in the same cubicle as you, but makes 6% more per year than you, and you can finally have a good night's sleep.

Hosonaga: Sholmes, what are you implying?

Herlock:  That's love, my dear friend!

(dialogue taken from the game DialTown)


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags