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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4
Evil guy: I’m gonna kill both of you
Elzar: Wait, we need to ask Stellan first
Evil guy: that's not how-
Avar: he said no.
Avar: I don’t like blasters
Stellan: Stop being so narrow minded, it’s because you just never learned how to use one.
Avar: Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly.
Stellan: A person can learn a lot from their friends
Vernestra: So what did you learn from Master Elzar and Master Avar
Stellan: Why some species eat their young
Vernestra: What is love?
Avar: an emotional minefield
Stellan: a neurochemical reaction
Elzar: BABY DONT HURT ME-
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time
Avar: The car takes a screenshot
Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out
Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Stellan: Just give him a minute
Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]
Elzar: What are you doing?
Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]
Stellan: absolute fucking idiots
Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them
Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake
Elzar: Even better!
Stellan: …what did you do
Avar, holding a chick: Here :)
Elzar: We named her Kyle!
Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing
Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!
Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?
Stellan: nO-
Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]
Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?
Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit
Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch
Avar: [slams the comlink]
Avar: Now call Kantam