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operator: 911 what's your emergency?
jian yi: hey man, yeah, see i'm cooking something here. i was wondering how much trouble you could get in for uh, meth.
operator: and you called the police to ask how. illegal the meth is?
jian yi: well yeah, i figured if anyone would know, it'd be you guys?
operator: *types on keyboard*
operator: is that jian yi of *address*
jian yi: no, uh... jian yi is not here right now can i take a message?
operator: the police are on their way, jian yi.
jian yi: aw, shit, nuts, i mean, yeah that's fine, cause nothing's wrong here, exept me cooking some meth, aw double nuts i sad it again.
operator: see you soon, jian yi.
jian yi: alright, it was great talking to you.
operator: it was great talking to you too.