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I don’t catch feelings, I get decked in the face by them.
This man's humor has always been on point 😂🤣
Love him forever ❤
REX!!!
Just having a little fun in Photoshop. Oh the humanity!
The first is me whenever I'm unable to read gay fanfiction, the second is the rest of the time
I was sent this earlier. It's messed up but at the same time I'm crying from laughter. 😂😂😂😂 #dreams #wishinguponastar #dreamsdocometrue #funnykids #funny #humor #humorous #instakids #instagram #instapics #instagramhub
This is why I love this show. #funny #2brokegirls #cupcakes #penis #choking #awesome #restaurant #humor #humorous
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ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ "ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ" ʷʰᵒ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ⁽ᵗʰᵉ "ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ"⁾ ᴵ ᵇᵉᵗ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁽"ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ"⁾ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ
so last semester, my new roommate, without consulting anyone else, put up these stupid wall stickers. and I had to live with em alllll year.
(ignore the tapestry, that's mine)
so, end of the school year starts coming up, we're gonna have to take the damn things down anyway. so I decide to have some fun with it.
on sunday, while roomie was away at work, I took the stickers off the wall and started cutting up the letters. and this was what she found when she came home.
this was just above the couch, the first thing you'd see upon walking in the door. and my favorite of all, in the corner where the couch met the wall:
the next day, while I was in class, she came home and saw it. and promptly began acting like I did not exist.
It was the greatest week I'd had since moving in.
but only a week. one day, I texted our collective roommate group chat that I was taking an online test, and that I'd need quiet for about 2 hours or so. and when I finished, I left my room to find bare walls where my art once was, and a ball of letters in the trash can.
so I fished it out. and left this.
but I wasn't done quite yet. I fished out a couple favorites and put them back up in my room (partly bc I had gotten a bit attached to nut,)
now, you might notice that "tit" has lost its "s". that s now serves a greater purpose:
forming the word "penis" that I hid on the wall behind the couch before I moved out.
suffice to say, that roommate hasn't talked to me since.
yall I don't get paid for this lmao
The comments are taking me out
Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson
…It’s me
and I’m gonna do that too^^
Edit: Fanfics here
Bones spends so much time randomly hanging out on the bridge when he has nothing to do in sickbay
and every time they’re attacked by someone, or something important unexpectedly malfunctions, or they go through an asteroid field, the ship shakes and jolts like crazy and they all put on their seatbelts
except Bones, who just flails and falls over
and grabs one of the railings if he’s lucky
(he usually isn’t lucky)
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