He Died? Well I Don't Think So! *denial -> Anger -> Bargaining -> Depression -> More Denial -> Copium -> Fix It No One Died Fanfictions* - Blog Posts

Guys, he didn't die. He just went on vacation. The Path is beautiful this time of year, who wouldn't go? “He's dead because Armin inherited his titan”? Duh, Bert is just a responsible owner and left Colossal in Armin's care. Do you think he would leave Colossal unattended while going on vacation? “We have seen Armin's pure titan devour him”? They just did a little trolling, you guys are soooo serious, geez! “Reiner said that Bertholdt is dead”? Well, have you never been a bit dramatic when your boyfriend went on vacation without you?

tomorrow i'm going to wake up and realize that bertholdt never died and it was all a bad dream (manifesting)