Ff15 Ignis - Blog Posts

helllooo !! hope you're doing well !! can I maybe rq Ignis from ffxv with a gn/male reader who's a bit freaky... not in an inappropriate way, but more playfully and as a joke ! like being touchy and making suggestive jokes but never actually meaning them ... it's okay if not, thank you in advance !

☆ creampie ?!

ignis scientia x male reader [he / him]

sypnosis : above !

the lowercase is intentional !

the crackling of the campfire alongside low murmurs of talking were the only things heard this late at night on the plains of eos. the whole group had settled down to camp after a long day of travelling, tired and hungry. of course, the resident chef would whip up a meal for his hungry friends (and boyfriend) as he usually did.

ignis stood at the makeshift stove, chopping up an array of vegetables and meat. he suddenly felt hands on his body, practically groping and touching all parts of him. he knew who it was, of course. he always did when it came to this kind of stuff and his overly touchy boyfriend.

"[name], if you keep doing that i'm afraid i'm going to chop one of my fingers off." ignis sighs, pushing his glasses up his nose before returning to his chopping. even at the warning, the touching didn't stop. in fact, it got more prominent, and ignis' butt was being groped and pinched. all the man could do was sigh at his boyfriend's antics.

a wet kiss was suddenly placed to ignis' cheek, and a small laugh filled the area. ignis turned to his side and saw [name] standing there, a huge grin on his face acting as if he was all innocent. ignis rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to his cooking, even though there was a hint of a smile on his own face. he didn't mind [name]'s antics at all.. he just hated how flustered he got if any of their friends saw. which was 9 times out of 10.

"is there a mirror in your pocket?" [name] asks as he rests his head on ignis' shoulder. ignis, however, can feel [name]'s hand going inside his back trouser pockets and squeezing the flesh being covered back it. he sighs and puts down his cutting knife, wanting to hear whatever joke [name] has to say. "because i can see myself in your pants." [name] smirks, and he even wiggles his eyebrows as if it's the best thing he's said all day.

ignis scoffs in response and he tries pushing [name] off of him, but the other man doesn't move off of him. the chef picks up his chopping knife once more, cutting the vegetables and meat as he did previously. "i'd appreciate your company if you want to help, not grope my ass per say." ignis muttered under his breath, but there was no malice in his tone.

[name] just rolls his eyes at his lover's words. as much as he'd like to be more touchy, he was hungry.. for a lot of things. he decided to let go of ignis, just hovering around him for the time being. he watched ignis chop up the ingredients he had on the cutting board, admiring how his hands and fingers worked. he was ultimately thinking of what other things ignis could do with those fingers, but he restrained himself. ignis did have a knife in his hands...

"what are you making anyway?" the chef's lover finally decided to pipe up after being so touchy. "all i'm seeing is meat and vegetables.. raw." he hums, trying to picture what ignis could make with such ingredients. but, alas, he comes up with nothing.

"a stew." is the response [name] gets straight away. "perhaps with some cream pie for dessert." ignis adds, his back facing away from the huge smirk on [name]'s face. he didn't even realise that what he said could be taken in many different ways, and if he realised earlier he would've kept his mouth shut.

however, it was too late. the beast inside [name] was unleashed for all their friends to hear.

"a cream pie, huh?" [name] replies back, a string of laughter following his words. he can barely contain himself. "you can give me a creampie anytime." he quips, winking at ignis before giving him a playful smack on the butt. his suggestive remarks don't stop there, however. he has too many on his mind to stop.

"you can cream my pie anytime you like." [name] speaks up again, still smirking heavily. "you gave me a cream pie not too long ago.. but not the one you can eat at camp with all our friends." he laughs.

ignis just sighs as he hears more remarks from his lover. at this point, he's given up. [name] just keeps going, and it happens any time he says something that can be made suggestive. he doesn't hate it, he finds it silly. however, it does tick ignis off a little when [name] just doesn't stop (he's flustered, really).

other voices are now heard, cutting ignis off from his thoughts. noctis, gladio and prompto are all listening to [name]'s suggestions and laughing away with him. ignis tenses up, feeling himself grow hot. it was always like this, and he was never able to make it stop.

"what's that about a cream pie?" gladio pipes up. "i really don't need a show from you two." he comments, shaking his head. [name] just grins at gladio, continuing to whisper all the suggestive remarks he could think of about a cream pie to ignis.

ignis just sighs, putting the knife down once more. he shakes his head and actually listens to what [name] has to say. it's all bark and no bite, really. suggestive comments that he always makes.

"keep this up and i will give you your own special cream pie." ignis mutters, pressing his lips against [name]'s to keep him quiet.

that definitely kept [name]'s mouth shut for the rest of the night.

- author's note : i hope you like this ! sorry it took so long to write and upload </3 i'll be adding arcane to my masterlist too if anyone wants to request anything ! i promise i'll get requests done.. things have just been hectic.. is that even the right spelling ? :'>

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