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i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares
I'm going to be completely honest, Feyd looks like the girl from splice..
Since Paul came back from the brink of death, it's only fair Feyd gets a chance, too.
We got options
Worm piss
Ghola zombie
Worm piss
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hey guys just a heads up (literally for you guys I'm fighting lololol) (I'm going to behead you) (I promise) (:3) my uncle says I'm not allowed to have a party as wild as last year, so no blood sacrifices this time :(
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do it anyway lol
#a third "atredies" has entered the arena #we only have enough drugs for two lol #might just blame it on the Baron #fingers crossed it works
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Istg if the new reverend mother brings her weird musty son to this place I might actually quit.
#fr he looks like he eats them
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I hate arakkis. I've told my father that I hate arakkis so many times. But guess where we're going on holiday??? A-FUCKING-RAKKIS
Istg it's actually child abuse at this point.
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maybe you should just give it back to us lmao
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why is that bald freak kinda...
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does anyone know if they do baja blast in South Arrakis? craving some rn
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I know a place dw
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MOM WTF I ALMOST DIED
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He almost died! AS WRITTEN!!!!!!
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Guys I'm 90% that My Spice-Fuelled Romance is going to release a new album this year.
Proof:
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Am I not good enough for you??
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honey, all we asked you to do was the gom jabar, and you ended up getting. impregnated by that measly, vile, and absolutely disgusting freak.
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Omg I'm going to be a dad??? :D
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erm what the sigma
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MOM HOW DOES SHE HAVE TUMBLR SHES INSIDE OF YOU??
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It's the way
#as written
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riding a sandworm with my bf <333
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ilysm β‘β‘β‘
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damn where's your weird cannibal club when you need them
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margot, trying to flirt: are you the big spoon or the little spoon? feyd-rautha: i'm a knife. his harpies, from across the room, in chorus: he's the little spoon
this one?
hey does anyone have the gif of feyd kissing the baron very rapidly and then he looks straight into the camera as it turns into a blingee that says I Love You. thank you.
That bald bitch kinda freaky
are there any dune fans in the audience tonight (doodles of questionable quality under cut)
no wonder feyd passed his gom jabbar, he's been like an animal in a trap his whole life he's probably used to it.
Feyd Rautha is a femboy by Harkonnen gender presentation standards. No I will not be elaborating.
piece from artwork if Feyd-Rautha was female
Your majesty Harkonnen The Black Pearl from Giedi-Prime β«οΈ
Ok listen to me : FEYD DOING THIS TREND ππ»π©
I'm gonna shift tn just to make him do this CAUSE MAN.. WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT PRETTY DARK TEETH WITHOUT MEEEEHEHSUAHAHAHA !?!? πππ
LIKE COME RIGHT ON ME. I MEAN CAMARADERIE!!! π³
IT HAS TO.
I know they're not gonna do this, but I hope that if/when Marie Fenring is introduced in the Dune movies, she looks exactly the same as Feyd-Rautha, except with a little bow stapled to her bald head like these edits I found on Pinterest
She's played by Austin Butler of course, Denis just makes him crouch the whole time
Bawling my eyes out πβ€οΈβπ©Ή
#justice for Feyd!
#feydrautha
girldad!Feyd Headcanons
β WARNINGS: angst, but also fluff β A/N: In the canon, Feydβs daughter with Margot was named Marie Fenring, and she dies a tragic death at quite a young age. This is going to be a completely self-indulgent fix-it. Enjoy β¨
Sure, heβs the most violent and unhinged madman this side of Gamma Waiping, but even Feyd knows thereβs a time and place for everything.
The time being when the Atreides are defeated and the Emperor rewards him and heβs free to go after the Fenrings with his Harkonnen troops.
First, they find Count Hasimir, a frail little man with rodent-like features and thin greying hair. The Emperorβs oldest friend, and the best assassin in the known universe. Feyd knows better than to take him on in single combat, so he has his men deal with him while he goes after Margot.
He finds her in the furthest room of their castle past a cadre of guards that he makes short work of. Sheβs holding a little girlβs handβ¦ Small and pale with thick dark ringlets, she looks just like he did as a child. He can tell even past the thick visor of the helm he wears β something made to not only protect but also block out sound. Margot knows itβs him just by his gait. She speaks, but it doesnβt matter. Her voice has no effect this time.
He sees the flash of a laser on the wall as his men join him and block the only exit. Feyd walks over to Margot, uncoils the little girlβs hand from hers, and takes her away. Lady Fenring will be brought to Kaitain to answer for her crimes against the once-young na-Baron. The Bene Gesserits, humbled after their near defeat on Arrakis, will not defend her actions β she has already served her purpose anyway.
The little girl looks up at him as they walk away with an unsettling and knowing light in her dark eyes. Feyd gazes down at her and, although she could not see his face, it was as if theyβd always known each other.
But he also notices her little legs can hardly keep up with his stride. Oh, thatβs right, children are smallerβ¦ He stops, kneels, and lifts her up into his arms as he carries her back to the ship.
He was actually nervous about taking off his helmet in front of her. What would she think of seeing a Harkonnen for the first time? They were so different from the soft and sunkissed people of the planet she was raised onβ¦
But she had an eery calm to her even at the age of seven standard years. She regards him no differently than before and also does not acknowledge any need for reverence, even when he tells her who he is.
βFeyd-Rautha Harkonnen.β βHello.β βAnd whatβs your name?β βMarie.β
He found himself genuinely shy when he informed her he was her father, and was all the more surprised to find an impish smile grow on her face. βI know.β Margot must have told her after allβ¦
She doesnβt cry, she doesnβt seem afraid, but Feyd comforts her the whole way to their home planet. He pets her dark crown of curls as she sits beside him on the ship, supports her back when she drinks, and makes out of galactic maps the most unusual of toys to distract her with on the long journey back. None of it comes naturally to him and for the first time he has to think before he acts. It leaves his nerves rattled, but every time she looks up into his eyes and smiles so innocently he gains his calm again.
Giedi Prime was not the first place he had in mind for raising a child, but the other planets he could lay claim to β Lankiveil and Arrakis β were not great choices either. Now that he was Baron, this was where he had to be β at least until the Emperor decided who should govern Arrakis following the trouble with the Fremen. The Corrinos left a cadre of Mentats in charge to oversee the change for now.
She hates the planet at first, scrunching up her little face at the stark white light during the day, at the poisonous smoke, at the vast black wastes filled with petrol. Feyd engages an ecologist the first week Marie is there and plans a series of greenhouses for her with the best water filtration systems spice can buy.
βWhy canβt the whole planet be like this?β she asks when he first shows it to her. They walk through young trees, Feyd dodging thin branches of raw red and green while his daughter skips ahead like a lamb. βBecause it just canβt,β he mutters. βBut why?β βBecause it would cost too much.β βHow much?β βI donβt know.β βWhy not?β
A secret communication arrives to the Emperor inquiring whether he has room in his court for a new assassin now that Hasimir Fenring is gone.
His days are split between official duties, training in the arena, and playing with Marie. He discovers a part of himself again when he is with her β that innocent part that had been lost or buried when he first got to Giedi Prime. There is a satisfaction in making it for her a less brutal arrival, even a pleasant one.
He finds her laughing as she runs through the long halls, tugging on the lances of the guards β who look horrified at the sight of a playful child for the first time, but stay obediently still β and throwing rocks into the oil pools outside the palace to gawk at the pretty rainbow colours.
She loves the vaporous transparent gowns the servants wear, and the servants love her too. They dote on her, fearfully at first but more boldly when they notice Feydβs approval. The retention rate goes up starkly at the palace, as does the average longevity.
Everyone is puzzled about what to do with her hair, but Marie teaches Feyd to braid it the way her mother did. Sheβs not shy about berating him either whenever he gets it wrong.
And most nights he falls asleep with her in one arm and a holographic storyreel in the other. He wants to be the sort of parent he only briefly had, the kind he vaguely remembers from his years on Lankiveil.
He dreams of his mother now more than he ever did, and wakes up feeling sorry for how much he falls short. He has no idea how to care for a child, no idea of how to raise her, but he knows he wants to try. Wants to succeed, for her. Marie might not have been an intended child, the way he was, but she was his own flesh and blood and heβd be damned before he made her feel unwanted.
His harpies love her, of course. But he fears they do a bit too much and dismisses them not one month after Marie arrives on the planet. While heβs never indulged, he can only imagine with a frightful shiver how sweet and tender a childβs flesh is.
To the consternation of his people, he flies in tutors from other planets for her. Philosophers from Ecaz, musicians from Chusuk, biologists from Lernaeus, and even a historian from Kaitain itself. She has a Mentat but no Bene Gesserit to serve in her education. His uncle had been wrong about a lot of things, but the scheming of witches was not one of them.
Her bedroom β more white and pale blue than the standard inky black, and decorated with pink ribbons β has a court of dollies on one side and toy swords on the other. Feydβs love of weaponry does not escape her and, in her childish innocence, sheβs fascinated by it all. He takes delight in this, of course, but worries too. Imagining his little child with blood on her hands scares him, and it makes him wonder what sort of person his uncle was to encourage it in him.
In loving her, Feydβs never felt more unloved himself. Sure, he had his mother and father at one point, but all of that was taken from him when he was Marieβs age. Since then, nobody had cared about him, nobody had even wanted him unless it was to fulfil a purpose. Not his uncle, not his brother, not even Margotβ¦
He comforted himself now that heβd spared Marie of such a fate. His little girl would not become a glorified breeding horse for the Bene Gesserits nor a pawn in the Emperorβs games. He would fill her life with all the things he never had.
Marie grows as the gardens grow, and Feyd begins to speak with the professor from Lernaeus and a retired planetologist from Acline about plans for terraforming Giedi Prime, and one day putting Marie in charge. Her lessons become more structured.
A fact to which she protests, but not for long. She is clever for her age, and understanding, and nobody can explain to her better than Feyd that, although learning can seem useless and boring compared to play, she needs to prepare for the years to come.
βYou like the gardens, donβt you?β βYesβ¦β βAnd you like eating fruit, right?β βYes, and smelling flowers.β βWhat if you could do that all the time, then? Not just in the greenhouses?β
She comes to like the skies of Giedi Prime as well, and the way fireworks look like ink blots. Her every birthday is marked with an array of black and white that make the sky a work of art.
Marie never asks to be the sort of Baroness that always lays around, because Feyd doesnβt do that either. As she grows older he starts to spend more time with her during the day, letting her sit in on meetings, and they debate for hours afterwards on what course the Barony should take. He finds she is more brave than he is, but more reckless too.
βNo, little melon, we canβt just declare war on them.β βBut why? You know theyβre spying on usβ¦β βYes, but we have no proof.β βOf course we have proof. How would you know otherwise?β βProof needs to be physical or recorded.β βLetβs record them spying, then.β βWell now they know that we know, so they will have a different approach.β βI still think war would end the problem faster. Or challenge them to a duel!β βIβm getting too old for thisβ¦β
They see more of the planet together too, venturing to the caves and crevices that run beneath the surface, taking samples of the native life bubbling in hot springs and collecting crystalline samples.
He takes her to Lankiveil for her fifteenth birthday and they sail together through its icy floes. She loves the sign of whales off in the distance and sounding the shipβs horn, although the local food leaves much to be desired.
βIt smells weird.β βItβs fish.β βThey stinkβ¦β βYou want a salad instead?β βYes, pleaseβ¦β
By the time she turns eighteen, the Emperor has decided to put Arrakis back into Harkonnen hands, and Feyd is terrified. As bad as Giedi Prime is, he wants to see her on Dune even less. Marie can tell this, observant as she is. Sheβs grown more quiet when sheβs thinking and less rash with her decisions, but loud when she wants to be, and daring.
Feyd doesnβt know what to expect of Arrakis anymore and has mixed feelings about it, but he knows one thing for certain: anyone whoβs a threat to his daughter there, dies.
βIβll miss Giedi Prime,β she says as theyβre approaching orbit. βItβs finally getting green in places, and rainclouds have begun to formβ¦β βYou can go back any time, you know,β says Feyd immediately. βI wonβt keep you on this piece of hellβ¦β βIβll stay,β says Marie. She has the same strange determination she had in her eyes the day they met. βI heard it has old terraforming stationsβ¦ Iβll want to visit them one day.β
It isnβt easy ruling a desert planet, even one thatβs been subdued, but the new spice flow makes it worth it. Feyd keeps Marie close, teaches her everything, watches her grow, and soon sheβs sent in delegations reporting to the Landsraad. She represents House Harkonnen better than her great uncle did β and, to Feydβs pride, better than he ever could.
Me : spending my time daydreaming about Feyd and my Dune DR while I keep doing tiktok 'boyfriend's trends' w him (a fictional character instead of a real boyππ»π)
#fanfiction #feydrautha #duneparttwo #fictionalcharacters #loveofmylife
#how to make my fictional boyfriend real
Me on a daily basis:
Me and Feyd fr ππ
#he is in my DR
#im worse just for thinking we're soulmates
FIRST LOOK AT AUSTIN BUTLER (AND ZOE KRAVITZ) IN THE NEW CAUGHT STEALING MOVIE π€
(via: Vanity Fair)
GODDDDAMMMN HE'S NOT REAL. I might have a heart attack π©ππ»
Oh he's evil evil π© #austin stop I might die
Me rn:
Austin Butler stop pointing your knife at women's neck challenge! π
(ME NEXT PLS) ππ»π
#god help me I'm going crazy
#feyd did nothing wrong my poor baby was being abus3d π
#psychopath fictional characters are my fav gender
Me: "I don't like blond-"
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANNA, YOU DO. YOU DO.
#austinbutler #theonlyblondboyicouldeverlike ππ»π€π
My princess ππ
#i did put this on a pillow
#attached to a psycho fictional character
#austinbutlerfavcharacter
#he's all I think about
#crazy
#soulmates in every universe π©Άπͺππ»
My baby girl πππ»
girls will look at a man and say βheβs just misunderstoodβ as he murders people
I feel like I'm slowly going CRAZY INSANE.
Like you tell me I'm going to shift for this mannnnnn! π©ππ» He's my soulmate I know it, I just know it.
Look at this babyyyyyy ππ©Άπ
Say what you want I would k1ll to have more buzzcut Austin π€π
#do whatever you want to me
#i'm going to eat you
Physically unwell. Would give my life to him and i'm de*d serious β€οΈβπ©Ήπ
Currently reading "Prelude to Dune".. I can't stop thinking about the fact that the Baron and Rabban stole baby Feyd from his parents bc they wanted to create a monster. Love of my lifeπππππ
So this is, in my head, baby Feyd πΆπ©