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"Taking inventory of the fucks which one gives"
Manager: Has anyone taken inventory yet?
Supervisor: I put 2 whole new hires on it.
Manager: We'll meet quota, right? We need at least 11 fucks to give come next quarter. (Corporate told them 46k)
Supervisor: Well, we're down by two elf percent since last quarter, not counting July.
New Hire #1: I've got the stats on inventory, and...
Supervisor: And what?
New Hire #1.3̅: We're out of fucks to give.
More favourite numerical memes:
Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)
Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")
Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")
Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")
Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)