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Alana: Going to plan B, then?
Jared: Technically, this would be plan G.
Zoe: How many plans even are there?? Is there, like, a plan M???
Evan: Yeah, but Jared dies in plan M.
Connor: I like plan M.
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Connor: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Zoe: "Rude."
Jared: "Not again."
Evan: "Are you going to want this back?"
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Dr. Sherman: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments!
Evan: My what now
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And now
KLEINSEN
Jared: Hey there, Acorn.
Evan: Not this again. That joke is so old.
Jared: What? Are you NUTS? That joke will never get old!
Evan: It just did.
Jared: Aw, did I cashew in a bad mood?
Evan: I'm actually wishing death on someone other than myself for once. Oh, Wow.
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Zoe: I don't understand why you get so upset when I go on dates with Evan.
Jared, a secret homosexual: Because he's my best friend! Ugh, you don't get it!
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Evan: I like both boys and girls, and yet I'm still single.
Connor: I guess your just destined to be bi-yourself.
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Connor: Rules were meant to be broken.
Alana: They were meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.
Zoe: Uh, piñatas?
Evan: Glow sticks.
Miguel: Karate boards?
Jared: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Connor: Rules.
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Connor: I like my boys like I like my girls.
Zoe:
Alana:
Evan:
Jared:
Miguel:
Connor: That's it.
Connor: That's the joke.
Connor: I'm bi.
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Heidi: You're grounded, no TV!
Evan: The TV is broken-
Heidi: Then, no computer!
Evan: But I need the computer for therapy notes-
Heidi, looking around the room for something she can take away: Then, uh, no Jared!
Evan: No Jared??!
Heidi: No Jared!!