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(Trying to lower my stress levels with these lmao)
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Jared: Let me copy your homework.
Connor: I was gonna copy yours.
Jared: Well, shit.
Connor: Guess I'm just not doing it, then.
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Evan: I can't tell if your just incredibly arrogant or a genius.
Jared: On a good day, I'm both.
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Connor: You read my fucking journal?
Zoe: Well, at first, I didn't know it was your journal.
Zoe: I thought it was a very sad, handwritten novel.
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Evan: How stupid do you think I am?!
Jared: Do you really want an honest answer to that?
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Jared: What the fuck?? People actually tell their crushes they like them???
Zoe: What the hell do you do??
Jared: I die?? What kind of question...
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Connor: I should be allowed on Ghost Hunter TV shows.
Evan: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts...
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Evan: Why is it so hard for you to believe me??
Alana:
Evan: Oh right. The lying.
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Evan: I made this friendship bracelet for you :)
Jared: Well, uh, I'm not really a jewelry person...
Evan: You don't have to wear i--
Jared, holding the bracelet away from him: No, I'm wearing it. Forever. Back off.
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Jared: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water, and 100% handsome.
Evan: That's 200%
Jared: I'm twice the man you'll ever be
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Jared: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Connor:
Connor: I like you.
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Alana: You think your smarter than everyone else...!
Jared: Oh, I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else.
Jared: I know I am.
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Alana: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Connor: No... well, their slowness.
Alana: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Connor: Now I have a plan.
Connor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Alana: I couldn't do this without you, Zoe.
Zoe: No, you probably could, just not as stylishly.
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Jared: I want to kiss you.
Evan, not paying attention: What?
Jared: I said if you died, I wouldn't miss you.
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Evan: I’m in love with you.
Jared: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Evan: I know.
Jared: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Evan: I fell—
Jared: From heaven?
Evan: No, I literally fell—
Jared: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Evan: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Jared: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Miguel: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Connor: Oh. We're going out?
Miguel: Wh...
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Miguel: I'm gonna go take a shower.. wanna help me out?~
Connor: You've... never taken a shower before???
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Jared: We both look very handsome tonight.
Evan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Jared: I couldn't take that chance.
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Connor: Miguel is playing hard-to-get.
Connor: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard-to-get-rid-of.
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Miguel: Are you ready to commit?
Connor: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Zoe: So you like cats?
Alana: Mhm :>
Zoe: *Tries to impress her by slowly starting to push a glass off of the table*
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Alana: Why don’t you go talk to him?
Jared, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Alana: What? So you go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Jared: He could hear me.
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Connor: Did it hurt when you fell-
Miguel: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Connor: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs
Miguel: ...
Connor: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Alana: Are you trying to seduce me?
Zoe: I don't know, are you seducible?