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Jared: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Connor: It's fucking four a.m.
Jared: So you can't sleep?
Jared: ....Is it because of the blanket?
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Alana: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of items you have lost throughout your life
Evan: Self-esteem! Haven't seen you in years!
Connor: Oh wow, childhood innocence! Can't believe you found this!
Zoe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Jared: Moral code, is that you?
Alana:
Alana: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mom left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Connor: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Evan: This knife is actually my magic wand.
Zoe: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a magic wizard duel.
Jared: *Cocks gun* Magic missile.
Alana: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Alana: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Zoe: Have everyone stand.
Evan: Bring three more chairs!
Jared: The most important ones can sit down.
Connor: Kill three.
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Good For You & Words Fail Be like:
Alana: Looking left because you don't treat me right.
Heidi: Looking right because you left.
Zoe: Looking up cause' you let me down.
Jared: Looking down cause' you fucked up.
Evan: What the fuck is wrong with you guys