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Enemy of the Week: Hah! What can a filthy, pathetic, lowly servant like you possibly do without the protection of your prince?
Merlin:
Merlin:
Merlin: Hasta fucking la vista, bitch (shitty fireball cgi)
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Gaius: What were you thinking?! The king could have sentenced you to death! Have you any sense of self-preservation, boy?
Merlin: No
Gaius: ...And?
Merlin: ???
Gaius: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Merlin: Nah lol
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Arthur: Tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?
Merlin: ...Are you propositioning me?
Arthur: (wide eyes) (blush)
Arthur: You—Of course not! What is wrong with you?
Merlin: Cause if you were, I wouldn't turn your offer down. (easy smirk)
Arthur: (jaw drop)
Merlin: See you around, stranger.
[Silence as Merlin strides away]
Arthur: (shouts) I am the prince. You can't just walk away from me!
[Merlin waves without looking back]
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[Merlin enters the Dragon's cave for the first time.]
Khilgharrah: How small you are for such—
Merlin: Can you, for the love of the Gods, shut up with the mindspeak? I'm trying to sleep.
Khilgharrah: (shocked)
Merlin: thx (leaves)
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Merlin: (mutters) dayum shawty thy bumcheeks should be illegal
Arthur: (who's not deaf) WHAT?
Merlin: what
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Uther: [hate speech about sorcerers]
Merlin in the background, seething: 🤌🤌🤌