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Sheep: Dear heavens, there is fire. What is happening. Rooster: Hey, hey, hey, watch this. Duck: Why are we here Sheep: WHY ARE WE FLOATING?!!! Why am I here?!!! *The sheep was chosen because it was believed to be a reasonable approximation of a human's physiology and psychology*
I imagine the rooster and duck were chosen because, presumably, birds would remain calm when flying in a hot air balloon.
Someone show me a rooster that has ever been calm.