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EVEN MOREEEEEEEEEEEE INCORRECT QUOTES
With Besties Theo and Ridley, scared Carter, Leila, and bickering Golden twins
Carter: yesterday I overheard Theo saying “are you sure this is a good idea ?” and Ridley replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from another room so quickly in my life.
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(Quote one part two)
Theo & Ridley: *making something (sus)*
Leila: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to make that?
Theo: *silence*
Ridley: *silence*
Leila, finally figuring it out: … you two never went to sleep, did you?
Theo & Ridley: …yeah
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Izzy: regular pop is too sweet!
Olly: diet has a weird aftertaste!
Izzy: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet is THE BEST! It doesn’t have sugar! It’s SPICY!
Olly: It has other weird stuff in it! I’ll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR drink!
Izzy: It’s SO SWEET like it’s a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Olly: Which one better Theo?
Theo: Oh! I usually drink water!
Izzy: Wha- NO!
Olly: DISGUSTING!
Some more (generated) incorrect quotes
W/ unhinged Theo, Chaotic Ridley and Golden twins, Concerned Leila and Carter :)
Carter: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Theo: Fucking Olly and the Izzy were trying to invoke one of the minor Gods again last night. I didn’t get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting
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Ridley: I just got a pet snake, what should I name him?
Leila: A SNAKE!?
Theo: William Snakespeare.
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Carter: WHY DID YOU GIVE RIDLEY A KNIFE-
Theo: she said she felt unsafe.
Carter: Well I feel unsafe!
Theo: I’m sorry…
Theo: do you want a knife?