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I was watching an asmr video where the whole point was that what he said was weird and nonsensical to sort of lull your mind and then he just said “This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” and I feel like that phrase cornered me in a rainy allyway in mid 1930s America while wearing a trench coat and fedora, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train