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I have a question why am I the Nordic nobody remembers ? Hel most people remember faroe but not me ??!? These “accurate” in game world maps are bs .
- a currently very displeased åland who just wanted to play a to scale Minecraft world map but can’t find one with me in it....
Sweden: I’d offer to make you a map, but I’m quite busy at the minute
Denmark: Maybe if you were as cool as me you would be in every map 😎
today is a very special day
KAY YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND I LOVE YOU THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
*playing mario kart*
Iceland 🇮🇸: I’m gonna throw this shell at you
Norway 🇳🇴: It’s fine it’s green it won’t hit me
*immediately gets hit*
Norway 🇳🇴: WHY IS EVERYONE SO PIXEL PERFECT WITH THE GREEN SHELLS
Iceland 🇮🇸:
This isn’t an ask but,
I absolutely love this blog! You two keep up the amazing content
Have a lil doodle from me in the meantime
SKGAKBSKVKSBJD THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH OMG THIS MEANS A LOT TO US
ALSO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR ART SO MUCH YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY
THANK YOU FOR MAKING US FEEL SO APPRECIATED. WE LOVE YOU.
SENDING SO MUCH LOVE
- Lizard & Cereal
*playing human fall flat*
Finland 🇫🇮: Oh god, who did I just kill?
Iceland 🇮🇸: Me :(
Finland 🇫🇮: I’m so sorry, I just body slammed you into orbit
*playing human fall flat*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Guys we’ve got this, we’re gamers!
Norway 🇳🇴: We’ve been stuck on this part for 30 minutes
Denmark 🇩🇰: ... I’ve got this, I’m a gamer
Norway 🇳🇴: Yes but you’ve also been stuck here for 30 minutes
Denmark 🇩🇰:
*playing human fall flat*
Finland 🇫🇮: Which button is the rag doll button again?
Sweden 🇸🇪: Y.
Finland 🇫🇮: Because I think you have to rag doll to be able to get to that platform.
Sweden 🇸🇪: No I meant the button is Y.
Finland 🇫🇮:
Sweden 🇸🇪:
Finland 🇫🇮: oh
*playing human fall flat*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Oh god I landed on the platform and immediately slipped off
Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s cause I was lubing it up while you weren’t looking
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing human fall flat*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m connected to Norway
Finland 🇫🇮: You mean spiritually, or...?
Denmark 🇩🇰: No I’m just grabbing his ass
Good job Den, though we all know you're gonna need to find a lot more, so good luck lahe mees
Thank you!!! I actually ended up finding just enough to make one ingot so I made a netherite pickaxe :D can’t wait until I have full netherite tools and armour, then I’ll be the coolest 😤
-Den 🇩🇰
Well, today we found a cool looking ruined portal in a cave, but I also got harassed by almost every mob ever (especially spiders), so I’m really not sure whether it was worth it or not. Also Den is a fucking idiot :)
-Nor 🇳🇴
Found my first piece of ancient debris, please be proud of me and tell me I’m really cool :)
-Den 🇩🇰
I fought a bear an won! Then again bear don’t really pose much of a threat unless it’s unless it’s far-cry never trust a bear in far-cry - yours truly 🇦🇽
Denmark: Same bitch you ain’t special I’ve fought so many bears 😌✌️(as far as Norway is concerned, they were all video game bears)
Norway: What
Denmark: What
Sweden: Why are you fighting bears?
Finland: More importantly, why are you fighting bears without me?
Iceland: Why do any of you want to fight bears???????
Yo! Lizard and Cereal here!
So basically, we’ve been playing the same few games since we started this account, and making/editing the videos is becoming slightly repetitive lmao, so uhh...
Can y’all maybe recommend some new games for us to play?
(PC games only please, preferably Steam games that aren’t really expensive lmao)
Any other general suggestions welcome too, please talk to us and let us know what we can do to make this account more interesting/fun :)
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.
Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.
Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)
Denmark 🇩🇰:
who is tallest and who is tiny
Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”
Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”
Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)
Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.
Iceland 🇮🇸: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: How much is that one?
Sweden 🇸🇪: 3 million.
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll.
Sweden 🇸🇪: You'll?
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll :)
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: Which one is that one? Wait, picaldy?
Sweden 🇸🇪: That says piccadilly.
Finland 🇫🇮: oh.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.
Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.
Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: That's my property, pay up.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Why don't you take all my money then, I'll just leave.
Norway 🇳🇴: You were the one who wanted to play monopoly.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea well I don't anymore.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: Wait don't roll yet, we're still ✨ completing transactions ✨
Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay I'll just sit here shaking my hand suggestively.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: oooh chance.
Norway 🇳🇴: there's been a lot of bad chances so far.
Denmark 🇩🇰: yea, that means I'll get a good one. They can't all be bad.
*2 seconds later*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Guess I'm going to jail.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: chance... 500k for rescuing a cow.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I helped!
Iceland 🇮🇸: No you didn't. You're a criminal.
Turns out ghosts really don’t like me and Nor really doesn’t like ghosts. Also I wasn’t drunk in this video (surprising, I know), I’m just naturally stupid :) -Den 🇩🇰
*playing monopoly revolution*
Sweden 🇸🇪: This is the 6th time you've been in jail, what have you been doing with your life?
Finland 🇫🇮: Arson.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow are you already down to 4 million?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Well I thought I had 3 million so that's a win for me.
OKAY SO,
ARE Y’ALL OKAY?
Literally only 2 weeks ago we hit the funny number, and this blog is only just over 2 months old
We don’t have anything planned since this happened so suddenly, but we just wanted to say we really appreciate you all, thank you for supporting this blog that was born out of a drunk 2am idea
So uh, yeah, thanks for being here, we can’t wait to see what happens in the future
-Lizard 🦎 & Cereal 🥣
(Psssst, join our discord server ;D https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc )
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's mine, 1.4 million please. :)
Iceland 🇮🇸: *yeets dice across the room in frustration*
Denmark 🇩🇰: you have like 18 million, that shouldn't be a big deal.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea but I dont like you
Denmark 🇩🇰:
