I Have A Question Why Am I The Nordic Nobody Remembers ? Hel Most People Remember Faroe But Not Me ??!?

*playing mario kart*

Norway 🇳🇴: DON’T COME NEAR ME

Denmark 🇩🇰: I want to touch you

Norway 🇳🇴: STOP FONDLING ME

*playing human fall flat*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Guys we’ve got this, we’re gamers!

Norway 🇳🇴: We’ve been stuck on this part for 30 minutes

Denmark 🇩🇰: ... I’ve got this, I’m a gamer

Norway 🇳🇴: Yes but you’ve also been stuck here for 30 minutes

Denmark 🇩🇰:

I just want one day we’re we aren’t mistaken for each other okay????? We look completely different !-🇦🇽

I-

You do realise it was you that was the confused one, right? 😳

-Den 🇩🇰

*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Wait, you need to turn the wiimote for this?

Sweden 🇸🇪: Yes, you need to hold it the other way

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay things are getting serious, the strap is coming off

Yesterdays HFF Highlights :P

Denmark balling his eyes out, sprawled on the floor, because he can’t stand on a block and Iceland pretending not to notice. 

Finland trying his best to execute Sweden’s plan to solve the puzzle ~ 💖

Two seconds later :) Slips. :) Sweden trying his best not to lose his lover- EVEN THO HE WILL COME BACK. 

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~ Cereal 

question for admin - can you share a headcanon you have for each nordic?

I certainly can ;) (Lizard 🦎)

Denmark: This man has ADHD, not just as in “I’m so hyper aha oh look a squirrel!”, but he also has sensory issues and often struggles with executive dysfunction. He always tries his best though, and all the other Nordics understand and always support him :)

Norway: An absolute musical genius, he’s played many instruments throughout his life, including but not limited to, flute, violin, guitar, and electric bass. He’ll never admit this, especially not to Iceland, but he secretly loves emo music.

Iceland: Honestly, I’ve always headcannoned Ice as trans (ftm), and I think that started with me subconsciously projecting onto him lmao. Of course, the other Nordics had no issue with this and still gave him all their unconditional love uwu

Sweden: This probably seems kind of basic in comparison to my other hcs, but I always imagined him being a lot more outgoing than you’d expect, once he is comfortable around you. He’s still PAINFULLY shy at first, and it takes him a while to open up, but once he does, he REALLY opens up.

Finland: HE. CANNOT. COOK. FOR. SHIT. Seriously. He always burns everything, and everything he doesn’t burn tastes horrible. However, he makes ONE HELL OF A CAKE. Sweets and desserts are something else entirely for him, whatever he bakes tastes like heaven.

(alternatively, I could’ve captioned this “I literally just project onto my favourite characters so I have someone to relate to lmao”)

*playing monopoly revolution*

Iceland 🇮🇸: I'll just bail myself out of jail, I have 10 million I can afford it.

Denmark 🇩🇰: hahahaha I have 15 million.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Well quite frankly I don't care.

ice what’s ur favorite band

One Direction

-Ice 🇮🇸

Hello all. I'm just kind of, extremely, slightly sad that we aren't getting any asks for this blog :(

Please love us :(

I need attention :(

Gimme luv :(

From yours truly <3

~ Denmark

Sealand tried to drink vodka again I’ve managed to stop him before he died of alcahol poisoning but now he’s passed on the couch after going FERAL , send help soon I’m playing Pokémon sapphire to cope with the stress but I don’t want to deal with a hungover 12 year old -🇦🇽🦇

Run.