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Day 8573757475 of me loving the internet and tumblr specifically. Y'all are so unapologetically horny it's perfect.
Like there's this game, and in the game there's this guy who's all crooked and looks like he's dying from severe case of phthisis, and his second phase is him straight up rotting from leprosy. He also tries to kill you. And has committed mass murder. Or there's this whole species of predatory man-eating shapeshifting monsters? You think that's scary??
Nah, tumblr goes full uwu they're so fine and collectively givES THEM A WIFE
Like oh you poor misunderstood 10 feet tall carnivorous genocidal baby, you need some love and care, here you go, mwah. Also here's a handful of horny™, all your needs will be taken care of whETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT
THIs is the exact reason we won't ever be conquered by any kind of aliens. Whatever cosmic horror lands on this planet - you will just fuck 'em dry
Like OWO THAT'S MY WAIFU
Please, never change, you're all perfect, much love.