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Now, keep in mind that this is a tiny thong for him. Just barely covered The Package & The Taint. Makes me so faint - I just caint - I have no restraint! I am not quaint, and I have tried to retrain my brain, but NO! I am not a saint, I don't want to abstain, and I ain't able to resist - I MUST SNIFF THE THONG - it can't be wrong - oh, why be strong - it's so long! Just to cover the prong - like a song?
Realizing at this point that I have gone over the edge, I reach for the scrap of fabric and give in to the abyss that looks back into my soul...
You now people secretly sniffed his pleather thong
Alex at the Stockholm premiere of the Northman