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Bruce saying "Don't make me call Alfred." Is like the equivalent of a dad saying "Don't make me call your mother." And it's so funny to me 🤣🤣

Anyway, I wish Alfred “you are bleeding on my carpet” Pennyworth and Bruce “your carpet is under my blood” Wayne a nice time in therapy.

they shouldve worn actual aerobics outfits in moove with askr

also have a bi edit of these lads!

happy fire emblem engage day! have a gay lil edit to celebrate :)

*shrugs* I have no idea

here are all the plushie links I can find, here:

Full bat fan plush:

Batman

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Nightwing

10cm DC Batman Dick Grayson Robin Nightwing Cosplay Plush Doll Toy Pendant Gift | eBay

Red hood  

PRESALE!!! Arkham Knight Jason Todd SUITE ONLY - Etsy Australia

Red robin

Batboys / Superfamily / Batfam / Batfamily DC Hero Plush Keychain - Etsy Australia

Damian Wayne 

Amigurumi of the Men in the Batfamily - Etsy Australia

Duke Thomas

Amigurumi of the Men in the Batfamily - Etsy Australia

Stephanie brown

Stephanie Brown | Spoiler | Robin | Batgirl - Amigurumi - Etsy Australia

Cassandra 

Cassandra Cain as Batgirl - Amigurumi - Etsy Australia

Barbra Gordon 

DC Comics Justice League Batgirl Barbara Gordon Small Plush 8" Tall NEW | eBay

Alfred 

Alfred Pennyworth Plush by LilliamSlasher on DeviantArtDeviantArt

My friend and I decided that in a DSMP Batman AU, BBH would be Bruce Wayne, Sapnap would be Dick Grayson, Skeppy would be Catwoman, and Antfrost would be Alfred.

i wanna see more

here you guys can have it

I'm reblogging this because I'm actually quite proud of this one why I have no clue why but I do.

What Comes To Mind When I Think RiddleCat

Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.

What Comes To Mind When I Think RiddleCat

Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.

DONATELLA GEORG ALFRED COURTHOUSE

Yeah, i made Alfred cosplay. Why not????

"Кто нахуй" back be like:

Reverse robin au !!

Damian live in the manor but no one new about him they relise that all the pictures on the wall are sign with a mestirious D (before Richard come and cass is too young to notice ) until they see a beautiful picture of them (Duke jay tim cass and Steph ); they asked Alfred who refuse to answer after they asked Bruce who has told them that Alfred is the one bringing those pic

Damian is also the one who design there costume

They enter the kitchen to find him there (Alfred band all of them from his kitchen )

Fictional Characters on DofE (should I make a second part???)

In honour of my disastrous DofE Practice Expedition, here are my head canons of fictional DC characters on DofE:

Bruce: Snuck a phone onto the trip just to call his mom (Alfred) Dick: Acts like a mother hen and comes over-equipped Jason: Gets so angry from squelching in wet shoes that he has to distance himself from the rest of the group Tim: Only brings the necessary items and fills the rest of his bag with flasks of coffee Damian: Gets so fed up that he gives everyone the silent treatment Steph: Survives of jelly babies and dried mango Cass: Manages get everyone back on track, but remains completely silent Duke: Has a mini tantrum every time they get lost  Barry: Manages to get everyone lost in the first place Wally: Slips in every puddle Bart: Rushes back and just waits outside the gates of the campsite for five hours Diana: She’s watched the Hunger Games and is ready to go hunting for lunch Kon: Manages to break the tent poles (they find him and Tim in the morning shivering because half the tent flew into a tree) Jon: Relentlessly happy no matter what Billy: No one knew how vulgar he was until the trip

Bonus: Babs: Stays at home and makes fun of everyone else’s pain 

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Just wanted to add some updates on my ideas for this. More specifically how each robin got into the Fae circle.

-Dick was running away from some bad foster parents and didn't want to go back into the system so he went jnto the woods. Without knowing he stepped inside of the circle and transported in front of the manor that was used for the bat cave.

-Jason was in a dog-like form and running from the pound and saw the circle and ran into it so he could get away. At first he stayed in a dog form and Dick wanted to keep him as a pet but Bruce said no because they already had a dog but once Jason went to him more human form Dick was able to convince Bruce to adopt him.

-Tim was following both Jason and Bruce into the woods out of curiosity. When he lost track of them he accidentally stepped into the circle. (After Dick, Jason, Bruce, and Alfred found out what happened Dick and Jason begged Bruce to adopt him. Alfred said that he wouldn't take either side of the argument.)

-Then Damian for this AU, was left in the circle by Talia when he was around 10 and raised by Bruce. He is more used to insulting someone when he feels threatened because he has less trama due to not being raised by the league of assassins. He also has the entire Batfam wrapped around his finger.

For other stuff.

-Bruce learned how to make circles because of his parents. (His parents used them to get away from paparazzi and journalist.)

-There is a Wayne Manor outside of the Fae circles and the one in the circles are used for Batman stuff.

-Alfred made little protection charms for all the people in the batfam to use in and out of costume.

-The entire Batfam has a human disguise so they can fit in when their not in the manor or in costume.

Thanks for listening to my rambling! Have a good morning/noon/night!

I had an idea about the batfam but I don't know how to write it in a way that makes since so here's what I have so far.

- Batman is a bat fae and a lot of kids(the robins) fall into the fae traps he leaves for villians.

-Each robin is a different kind of mythological creature depending on their culture and abilities. (Such as Jason Todd as a Wulver which is a werewolf like creature that isn't dangerous unless provoked.) (Jason Todd is part scottish off of a personal hc and Wulvers are Scottish Creatures)

-Then lastly Alfred is a timeless being of unknown origin.

That is all, have a good day/night!