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Albert Dasilva - Blog Posts
Race: How's quarantine been going for you guys?
Finch: I haven't been able to go outside as much as I want to.
Albert: I went outside.
Albert: On my porch.
Albert: And just stood there for 5 minutes.
Albert: And then my neighbor across the street coughed so I ran back inside.
If you give an Albert a seltzer, he'll want a water instead.
Jack: You guys better eat healthy tonight, we have a rally tomorrow.
Race: *literally shoving sugar packets from the table so they can eat them later* Ok
Jack: Boys, what are you doing?
Albert: *opening up a sugar packet and emptying the contents into his mouth like a king being fed grapes, muffled around the gross amounts of sugar* Ignoring you.
*Race, Albert, and Jojo outside of the Brooklyn lodge*
Jojo: This is a bad idea, we shouldn’t have come here without asking.
Race: It’s fine.
Albert: Yeah, haven’t you heard of safety in numbers?
Jojo: There’s also death in numbers Albert! It’s called a massacre!
*2 am in the lodging house*
Race: Do you think Spot Conlon has feelings?
Albert: I will tell you one last time. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Spot: I have the sharpest memory. Name one thing I’ve forgotten.
Race: You forgot me and Albert in the Walmart parking lot 3 days ago.
Spot: That was on purpose. Try again.
