Actor Mark - Blog Posts

Slight ISWM2 spoilers but omg I can't stop laughing while thinking about this 

Actor Mark: *crying* I'm just here and back and here and back, I always come back! Why?

Dark: *grabs him by the throat* Because you're a little piss boy, Mark.

Actor Mark: Huh-

Dark: Just watch, motherfucker. I'm gonna be fortnite dancing on your downfall. I'll sop you in milk and throw you up against the wall in a derogatory fashion, you degenerate bitch.

Actor Mark: *cries more* What are you talking about??

Warfstache: *somewhere in reality with tears of joy* I've taught you well.

ME T O O

Me: I hate the actor! He desver every bit of pain and suffering ever. He doesn’t deserve love

Actor: captain I’m tried

(Cue the wkm music and tears for him)

Me: *cry* oh baby don’t cry! You deserve everything

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a piece of media wherein there was:

- a mystery centred around the death of this high-status asshole who kind of isn’t dead

- a main character audience-insert who you never see and who must solve this murder with the help of the other characters

- the ex-wife of said high-status asshole, who hates him and has powers of precognition

- someone who was framed for the death of the asshole and has to flee

- a pre-established (and possibly romantic) relationship between the audience-insert and their ‘boss’

- that ‘boss’ character, who tells the audience-insert half truths in order to protect* them

…I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

"All he knows is that Mark’s hands are gripping his waist too tightly and his feet are moving too fast, pulling Dark along like a puppet instead of a partner in this familiar dance of theirs. She hates it. He hates it. They love it. "

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Fucking hgnavdsvjfdjhgdxa. im tired. It started off good and now I dont like it hHJKLSAFGHFFHGHDFGD. Im sorry I keep forgetting that Tumblr is a thing @darkwarf made the story up top

So dramatic (6/15)

random drawings

Doodle these guys last year

Playing around w/ styles and colors

Checkmate

Trying to beat art block atm

head off and plants

inspo from pinterest

More actor

Translation:

M: please my dear wife, don't leave your husband

C: who are you?

It's nice to draw him again

Some art i drew last month while waiting for iswm

Hi, i forgot how to draw

Talking to an old 'friend'

I want to draw actor with long hair lol

Idk i just want to draw chica

the star of the show

had to deal with an artblock, just a quick warm up

What a weird concept

you

Actor

some spongebob redraw because idk what to draw

i made this under 30 mins

I've never made wkm art before...

bastard

scribble dump. trying to get down a good headcanon design for googs still bweh

bonus dark doodles below (warning for eyestrain + a bit of body horror (lots of eyes))

sorry for inactivity - got artblocked then artfight rolled around and got busy with that. as a treat, have some actor

merging brainworms oh yeah baby. bonus points if you know why i specifically chose these pokemon

wanted to give actor a lil bit of dyed hair since i always see wilf or dark with little bits of dyed hair :]