Alright Fellow Writers. Confession Time.

From the Jackson 5 to Mozart, you are guaranteed to find at least one song from La La Land and at one point I think I found a part of the Emoji Movie's soundtrack

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

If someone is having trouble with their phone's text-to-speech, their phone will always catch my voice perfectly!

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

Ishimaru: I'm a bad boy!

Oowada: All you did was show up late to class by a millisecond.

Ishimaru: *attempts to flex muscles*

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

majolovania.

You’re gonna have a good time

Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key

Just about to log off, even though essentially nobody knows who I am, and...

...I get followed by what looks like a porn bot.

Good on you, Tumblr. Showing those NSFWs who's boss.

"No images that would be very sexual and feminine!" says the staff, as the site profits from ads like this.

I'm sorry, but if the nipples are too sexual, then I think there may be something wrong with having this ad.

Ouma: You two give each other cutesie nicknames?

Harukawa: No! Momota and I are not that close!

Ouma: Really? Well...what's glucose?

Harukawa: Sugar?

Momota: *three rooms away* Maki Roll, you called?

Ouma:

Harukawa:

Ouma:

Harukawa:

Ouma: Nishishi~

Harukawa: I CAN EXPLAIN-