[kiibo voice] Hi, I'm K1-B0, and you're watching DanganRonpa season 53! *draws the shape of the kuma eye with a laser and blows up the school*
(kiibo voice) welcome to the baby shower
Komaeda: So I tried catching fog today...
Hinata: Komaeda if you make a pun I swear-
Komaeda: I mist.
Hinata: *angrily* KOMAEDA.
reblog to violently explode a trans kid’s transphobic teacher
Farewell online privacy
Kuwata: *walks into the bedroom* Lemme see what you have in your hand!
Maizono: *running to Kuwata* A KNIFE!
Kuwata: *running away and grabs sword replica* NO! Ohmygodwhydoesshehaveakni-
If someone is having trouble with their phone's text-to-speech, their phone will always catch my voice perfectly!
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
"No images that would be very sexual and feminine!" says the staff, as the site profits from ads like this.
I'm sorry, but if the nipples are too sexual, then I think there may be something wrong with having this ad.
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I dunno bout you, but I feel like feminism should mean equality for women and men and not just men being bad
Ouma: You two give each other cutesie nicknames?
Harukawa: No! Momota and I are not that close!
Ouma: Really? Well...what's glucose?
Harukawa: Sugar?
Momota: *three rooms away* Maki Roll, you called?
Ouma:
Harukawa:
Ouma:
Harukawa:
Ouma: Nishishi~
Harukawa: I CAN EXPLAIN-
10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose