Posting Weird Homework? Posting Weird Homework

The umbrella academy as things my friends have said

Diego: You’re the cause of all my stress.

Klaus: *maniacal laughter*

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Diego: Be nice to our mother.

Five: *Turns around and slaps Grace*

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Vanya: I’m a lesbian, but I’m a pan-lesbian.

Allison, scared: I have no idea what you mean.

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Young Ben: *eats strawberry*

Young Klaus: *Takes the top of it, including green part, and eats it whole*

Young Ben, scared: wot?

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Diego: *Trying to choke Klaus*

Allison:*walks in*

Diego: Oh, hello

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Klaus: Do you think I actually need to bring my inhaler to school?

Vanya: Maybe?

Klaus: It hurts a bit and I actually need to breathe in twice to take a full breath, but I’m fine

Vanya:…

Klaus: Air’s still getting in there.

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Luther: You’re a cunt

Diego: yeah, I know.

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Vanya: I had a panic attack in the shower last night and water went down my throat.

Allison: Non-consensual water drinking.

Ben, in his ghost form: No, that’s when I sit on Klaus’ chest and force him to drink water instead of vodka.

*** Klaus: *takes 5 ibuprofen*

Allison: do you need these cause you’re hungover?

Klaus: *Nods and chugs coffee before taking Allison’s lip balm*

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Allison: I love you, Vanya

Vanya: sure

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Leonard: *exists*

Allison: *Flips him off aggressively*

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Luther: No stop!

Five: did I hit a nerve, bitch boy?

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Five: This is my wife, Dolores.

Diego: She’s…a mannequin.

Klaus: Shut up she’s beautiful. Be happy he actually found someone.

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Klaus: Please don’t tell my therapist what I’ve been doing. She thinks I’m doing better.

Five:*nods* I’m telling her everything.

I'M CRYING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

memeception

I swear, if the countdown gets to zero and nothing happens I'm gonna lose it.

Since today it's their birthday I thought it might be fun to imagine if they were a smol snake (Nightmare) and a mermaid (Dream) OvO

Also consider that i did these drawing at 1 am I couldn't sleep also I'm sorry if there are other designs like these ones out there, my intention was not to copy them, this is just how I would see them..

Dream and Nightmare belong to @jokublog OwO

Bad guy Headcanons

♛Nightmare♛

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was feeling kinda bored at school so i did a random Techno sketch.. got carried away

(open image for better quality OvO)

Day 3: Star Sanses

Not my best but I was already kinda late .. oops

Stilllike how it came out OvO

I also made it as a draw your squad and the template is by Twitter @E_meres_zzoA

Dream belongs to @jokublog

Ink belongs to @comyet

Blueberry belongs to the AU community

Well someone hates error 404 and His creator. Im gonna go away slowley...

It's not his 'creator' literally stole Error 404's design from a friend of mine or anything

It's not like the first appearance of him was just an inverse recolour of someone ELSES Error drawing

It's not like their creator came into my server like the attention seeking asshole they are to cause a public scene

It's not like it took them THREE YEARS to realize stealing a design that is now everywhere with zero credit and zero permission is not fucking cool actually.

It's not like they constantly claim their characters are the strongest in the multiverse when they're literally just recolours and traced versions of other people's art with zero creativity put into them beyond the creator's desire to be a selfish piece of shit and own all the 'strongest Sanses'

It's not like they harass creators to get their au and characters more known

It's not like they have dozens of alt accounts for doing that

Oh wait.

But that's not to say I hate them. I just think them and all 'their' (stolen) characters, shouldn't be in this fandom because they're all pieces of shit.

Cross having a bad day headcanons

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Yup I decided to do the Dreamcember challenge! This is day 1, can't wait to do the others ^^

Dream and Dreamtale belong to the amazing @jokublog ^^