I’m not crying you are
i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot
So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.
Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.
The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."
And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.
This too is toxic yuri to me-
Made this once. The lip sync isn’t the best at the end but eh
the waffle house has found it's new host
honestly, WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE SAYING THAT? /gen
Yes I still bawl my eyes out at the song “be a friend to me”. No I’m not embarrassed to admit it.
I CANT BREATHE THIS IS TOO FUNNY
sometimes I use photoshop for good, and sometimes I use it for whatever this is. But all of it is art.
This made me so happy especially as I imagined my evil version of my OC
You thought your minions were taking notes but when one of them yells "Bingo!" in the middle of one of your evil monologues to the captured Heroes, you're forced to re-evaluate things.
This. This is literally so UziN core I am going to fucking die.
“Will you stop when I say it? Okay, you’re cute.”
“I don’t even want your attention – that much.”
“Oh, just shut up, I’m not blushing!”
“If any other person did this to me, they would be in big trouble.”
“This will not stop me from calling you an idiot.”
“No, you’re not allowed to smile at me like that.”
“I can never say ‘no’ to you, can I?”
“Why is your stupid face just so kissable.”
“I personally like it, but you do look silly like this.”
“Don’t call me angel. You’re angel!”
“How do you always make me love you even more when I don’t want to.”
“Too bad, you need to sleep here now. I can’t seem to sleep without you anymore.”
“I wouldn’t mind holding your hand. I guess.”
“This is stupid. And I hate that I like it so much.”
“No, I’m not cute, you’re cute!”
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Why does your video watermark change overtime-
bcuz I like that lmao
As someone with hospital trauma, I love these
For the one word game: hospital
"Visiting hours are almost over. But I really don't want to leave."
They always felt uncomfortable being in a hospital.
"Do you know first aid?" "Not exactly, but I love hospital shows."
They couldn't wait to get the go ahead to finally leave this place.
Waking up in a hospital, when they hadn't been there before is terrifying. But at least they didn't wake up alone.
"I spent too much time in hospitals already."
"They did not leave the hospital when you were out of it. They wouldn't leave your side."
"The nurses are awesome. Makes me almost sad to leave them. But I definitely want to go home."
Working in a hospital was stressful, so they were happy to come home to a relaxing home.
One Word Prompt Lists
THIS is exactly why I like Murder Drones smut without genitals involved. I mean I like them with too but without genitals is kinda more fun cuz LET THAT CREATIVITY FLOW PEOPLE!!!
I love robots with no genitalia
It makes you get creative about the robot’s pleasure.
Although I love it when a robots wires are sensitive, what if your robot lover doesn’t want their wires touched? 
Maybe your robot lover experiences pleasure in a way you can’t understand, and that’s okay.
Maybe you’re gonna have to stroke or finger places you least expect, but if you care about your robot lovers pleasure, you’ll try it out.
You might enjoy it as well.
Maybe your robot lover doesn’t understand intimacy like you do, maybe they experience it differently. And that’s okay.
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