I’m Not Crying You Are

I’m not crying you are

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

More Posts from Ytcat123 and Others

2 years ago

Made this once. The lip sync isn’t the best at the end but eh


Tags
2 years ago

the waffle house has found it's new host

honestly, WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE SAYING THAT? /gen

2 years ago

Yes I still bawl my eyes out at the song “be a friend to me”. No I’m not embarrassed to admit it. 


Tags
3 months ago

I CANT BREATHE THIS IS TOO FUNNY

Sometimes I Use Photoshop For Good, And Sometimes I Use It For Whatever This Is. But All Of It Is Art.

sometimes I use photoshop for good, and sometimes I use it for whatever this is. But all of it is art.

11 months ago

This made me so happy especially as I imagined my evil version of my OC

You thought your minions were taking notes but when one of them yells "Bingo!" in the middle of one of your evil monologues to the captured Heroes, you're forced to re-evaluate things.

10 months ago

This. This is literally so UziN core I am going to fucking die.

Grumpy Affectionate Dialogue

“Will you stop when I say it? Okay, you’re cute.”

“I don’t even want your attention – that much.”

“Oh, just shut up, I’m not blushing!”

“If any other person did this to me, they would be in big trouble.”

“This will not stop me from calling you an idiot.”

“No, you’re not allowed to smile at me like that.”

“I can never say ‘no’ to you, can I?”

“Why is your stupid face just so kissable.”

“I personally like it, but you do look silly like this.”

“Don’t call me angel. You’re angel!”

“How do you always make me love you even more when I don’t want to.”

“Too bad, you need to sleep here now. I can’t seem to sleep without you anymore.”

“I wouldn’t mind holding your hand. I guess.”

“This is stupid. And I hate that I like it so much.”

“No, I’m not cute, you’re cute!”

If you like my blog and want to support me, you can buy me a coffee or become a member! And check out my Instagram! 🥰


Tags
2 years ago

Why does your video watermark change overtime-

bcuz I like that lmao

2 years ago

As someone with hospital trauma, I love these

For the one word game: hospital

Hospital

"Visiting hours are almost over. But I really don't want to leave."

They always felt uncomfortable being in a hospital.

"Do you know first aid?" "Not exactly, but I love hospital shows."

They couldn't wait to get the go ahead to finally leave this place.

Waking up in a hospital, when they hadn't been there before is terrifying. But at least they didn't wake up alone.

"I spent too much time in hospitals already."

"They did not leave the hospital when you were out of it. They wouldn't leave your side."

"The nurses are awesome. Makes me almost sad to leave them. But I definitely want to go home."

Working in a hospital was stressful, so they were happy to come home to a relaxing home.

One Word Prompt Lists


Tags
10 months ago

First time posting an edit again :3


Tags
8 months ago

THIS is exactly why I like Murder Drones smut without genitals involved. I mean I like them with too but without genitals is kinda more fun cuz LET THAT CREATIVITY FLOW PEOPLE!!!

I love robots with no genitalia

It makes you get creative about the robot’s pleasure.

Although I love it when a robots wires are sensitive, what if your robot lover doesn’t want their wires touched? 

Maybe your robot lover experiences pleasure in a way you can’t understand, and that’s okay.

Maybe you’re gonna have to stroke or finger places you least expect, but if you care about your robot lovers pleasure, you’ll try it out.

You might enjoy it as well.

Maybe your robot lover doesn’t understand intimacy like you do, maybe they experience it differently. And that’s okay.

I Love Robots With No Genitalia

Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • leavemealonepl
    leavemealonepl liked this · 6 days ago
  • emperorcandy
    emperorcandy reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • pretty-tgirl-slut
    pretty-tgirl-slut reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • pretty-tgirl-slut
    pretty-tgirl-slut liked this · 1 week ago
  • rainbowdeath-thefabkilljoy
    rainbowdeath-thefabkilljoy liked this · 1 week ago
  • leefteef
    leefteef liked this · 1 week ago
  • non-suspicious-black-van
    non-suspicious-black-van reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • non-suspicious-black-van
    non-suspicious-black-van liked this · 1 week ago
  • normalofficeworker
    normalofficeworker reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • novagyrl
    novagyrl liked this · 1 week ago
  • laksae
    laksae liked this · 1 week ago
  • qwertyisqueen
    qwertyisqueen liked this · 1 week ago
  • xxsuperd0pey0xx
    xxsuperd0pey0xx liked this · 1 week ago
  • ut-reblogs
    ut-reblogs reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • ut-girl666
    ut-girl666 liked this · 1 week ago
  • instructions-not-included
    instructions-not-included liked this · 1 week ago
  • learningfromlosing
    learningfromlosing reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • learningfromlosing
    learningfromlosing liked this · 1 week ago
  • skyfullofdeadstars
    skyfullofdeadstars reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • skyfullofdeadstars
    skyfullofdeadstars liked this · 1 week ago
  • sixthreblogsthe6th
    sixthreblogsthe6th reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • koifish-pomd
    koifish-pomd liked this · 1 week ago
  • our-lady-avon
    our-lady-avon liked this · 1 week ago
  • idk-what-im-doing-here
    idk-what-im-doing-here liked this · 1 week ago
  • cinnamorollpuppy
    cinnamorollpuppy liked this · 1 week ago
  • jesibeans
    jesibeans liked this · 1 week ago
  • yayforawesome
    yayforawesome reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • functionally-immortal
    functionally-immortal reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • laconic-void
    laconic-void liked this · 1 week ago
  • dingkgk
    dingkgk liked this · 1 week ago
  • novautro
    novautro reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • novautro
    novautro liked this · 1 week ago
  • epicallydyingrn
    epicallydyingrn liked this · 1 week ago
  • thedwarvenpirate
    thedwarvenpirate reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • thedwarvenpirate
    thedwarvenpirate liked this · 1 week ago
  • hopelessnerdybitch
    hopelessnerdybitch reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • hopelessnerdybitch
    hopelessnerdybitch liked this · 1 week ago
  • rotarysadist
    rotarysadist liked this · 1 week ago
  • snailmusic
    snailmusic reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • pinkajou
    pinkajou reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • pinkajou
    pinkajou liked this · 1 week ago
  • fandomtrashboi015-blog
    fandomtrashboi015-blog liked this · 1 week ago
  • eyelikeburnttoast2
    eyelikeburnttoast2 liked this · 1 week ago
  • thetruenightzedge
    thetruenightzedge liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • gay-nidoking
    gay-nidoking reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • universalteastuff
    universalteastuff reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • universalteastuff
    universalteastuff liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • fatewritteninink
    fatewritteninink reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • fatewritteninink
    fatewritteninink liked this · 2 weeks ago
ytcat123 - Mic the silly goober
Mic the silly goober

Sup everyone! Call me Mic (or Youra if you know me irl). I just post silly stuff here. I am into a bunch of things tbh lmao. So yeah if you wanna look around, you're welcome to stop by!

154 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags