NEVER MIND AO3 IS NO LONGER DOWN THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GREAT HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

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Asking for permission

"Can I hold your hand?"

"Is it okay to kiss you?"

"Can I hug you?"

"Can I call you later?"

"Is it okay if I sleep here tonight?"

"Can I touch your hair?"

"I would love to spoil you, can I do this for you?"

"Can I tell people about us?"

"Would you allow me to walk you home?"

"Is it okay to randomly text you?"

"Can I take a picture of you?"

"Can I use a picture of you as my background?"

"Is it okay if we cuddled while watching the movie?"

"Would you let me take care of this for you?"

"Are you okay with me calling you my girl/boyfriend?"

Why you should love Test Tube presentation

The way to wish someone a happy BDay

“Happy birthday!”

-overrated

-overused 

-just plain boring

“Happy day of when you slipped out of your parent’s wet coochie!”

-underrated

-surprising

-funny af

YOU HAVE A TUMBLR??? -YummyArepas

Yessir😎

Also now that you found me, take these Taco memes

Bro what if well-known sayings like “the cat’s out of the bag” were slang as well in the times they got created and thus modern slang/sayings like “put your fries in the bag” or “locking in” will become well-known sayings in the future?

Every time one of my irls who knows i’m objectum asks “can i be objectum for a-“ im like YES!

YOU CAN BE OBJ FOR ANYTHING! That computer? Yes! That building? Yes! That song? YES !!!

And being obj is so fun too!! Like yes this computer is my boyfriend! Yes i have a rivalry with that building! Yes i kiss my disc drive every time i burn a DVD!

Being objectum is so freeing and so fun. Like i find so much joy and intimacy in everyday activities when it’s with the objects i love. <3

How was your day, bud? ALSO I FOUND YOUR ACCOUNT!! >:]

HEYOOOO! Also I’m doing great! Thanks!

I JUST WANTED TO SING WTF-

I’m not crying you are

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

I might just be brain rotting but this immediately reminded me of these two silly motherfuckers

Dialogue Responses

"Please, come back to me."

"Always."

"I will. I promise."

"Please wait for me."

"Nothing I want more."

"I will fight for it. For us."

"I can't promise you that."

"I'll be back before you know it."

"I don't want to give you false hope."

"Nothing could keep me away from you."

"I can't wait to hold you in my arms again."

All the Dialogue Responses can be found here.

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