Istfg I Just Wanted To Sing Bro😭

Every time one of my irls who knows i’m objectum asks “can i be objectum for a-“ im like YES!

YOU CAN BE OBJ FOR ANYTHING! That computer? Yes! That building? Yes! That song? YES !!!

And being obj is so fun too!! Like yes this computer is my boyfriend! Yes i have a rivalry with that building! Yes i kiss my disc drive every time i burn a DVD!

Being objectum is so freeing and so fun. Like i find so much joy and intimacy in everyday activities when it’s with the objects i love. <3

NEVER MIND AO3 IS NO LONGER DOWN THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GREAT HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

The way I IMMEDIATELY thought of GLaDOS

need to be tangled in the wires of a robot much larger than me, to the point of bondage, as the robot tries to “interface” with me using some sort of prehensile cabling

is this anything

The way to wish someone a happy BDay

“Happy birthday!”

-overrated

-overused 

-just plain boring

“Happy day of when you slipped out of your parent’s wet coochie!”

-underrated

-surprising

-funny af

I didn’t add a watermark cuz I forgot but this is MY edit and NO ONE WILL STEAL IT CUZ I WILL STEAK IT BACK-

Anyways noooo I’m totes not obsessed with Pridey haha what are you talking about? *hides my 43 Pridey screenshots*

I did some VA’ing! Yes it says part 1 because I made a part 2 too! How did I do?

As a person with some of these traits, this is absolutely true.

good traits gone bad

perfectionism - never being satisfied

honesty - coming off as rude and insensitive

devotion - can turn into obsession

generosity - being taken advantage of

loyalty - can make them blind for character faults in others

being dependable - always depending on them

ambitiousness - coming off as ruthless

optimism - not being realistic

diligence - not able to bend strict rules

protectiveness - being overprotective

cautiousness - never risking anything

being determined - too focussed on one thing

persuasiveness - coming off as manipulative

tidiness - can become an obsession

being realistic - being seen as pessimistic

assertiveness - coming off as bossy

pride - not accepting help from others

innocence - being seen as naive

selflessness - not thinking about themself enough

being forgiving - not holding others accountable

curiosity - asking too much questions

persistence - being seen as annoying

being charming - can seem manipulative

modesty - not reaching for more

confidence - coming off as arrogant

wit/humor - not taking things serious

patience - being left hanging

strategic - coming off as calculated

being caring - being overbearing

tolerance - being expected to tolerate a lot

eagerness - coming off as impatient

being observant - being seen as nosy

independence - not accepting help

being considerate - forgetting about themself

fearlessness - ignoring real danger

politeness - not telling what they really think

reliability - being taken advantage of

empathy - getting overwhelmed with feeling too much for other people

FUCK at his took me long to make. Well enjoy!

Hallo there lol

I’m Declining_Dreamer on WattPad, we’ve spoken a bit 👍

ah, I already had an idea from ur desc on here lol. Also wow I didn’t expect my low quality ONE meme to be the first one being reblogged. And by you too lmfao. And it does sound like those “keeping you on hold” things XD

the waffle house has found it's new host

honestly, WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE SAYING THAT? /gen