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Okay, so I tried to draw Stone but idk...

(Also, I was the anonymous ask about his faceclaims a couple days ago, but since this account isn't my main, I kinda didn't wanna put my main account out there. But I digress...I'll prob leave my asks with my account name so yk its me)

Sorry if I didnt do him justice. Let me know if I failed some parts

Went to a con today and funny story...

I was sitting down scrolling through CoD tumblr. Some guy stands in front of me, chatting with someone next to me. All I hear is heavy gear and only see this dudes black leggings. I thought, "Hehe, it would be so funny if this dude was dressed as a CoD character." MY GUY SITS DOWN AND ALL I SEE IS KONIG AND NEALRY CHOKE 🥲

My mind went completely BLANK, and being the complete dunce I was, I didn't ask for a pic bc 1, no storage(I'm an android user with way too many pictures) and 2, I'm akward.

Another thing.

After being screamed at by a friend for not taking pictures of the Konig cosplayer, I made a comment on how if it were a Ghost cosplayer, I'd def drop everything for a pic. I leave for a bit to use the restroom, come back and in the corner of my eye, I see a Ghost cosplayer.

I drop everything, ran to my brother and snatched his phone bc he had storage, ran to the Ghost cosplayer and asked for a pic, then ran away.

I was able to snatch a pic of the Konig cosplayer.

The guy was in a cosplay contest and my friend just wanted to see the Konig so I snatched 4 totally non-creepy, non-stalker pics of the guy bc I needed to be picked up then and there and couldn't wait till the guy was done.

Also the dumb texts taken during the whole thing:

Workout schedule

Price: We need to discuss your guys workout schedule

Gaz: Wdym? Were all able bodied here

Price: And thats great, but the times you guys go out is driving me insane

Ghost: I hardly cross you guys at the gym, and its great

Price: Thats because you go at 3am. Kyle goes at 10pm, and Soap?

Soap: Yeh?

Price: He doesn't even have a set time

Soap: I go when the wind tells me

Gaz staring at Ghost: 3am?!

Ghost: Its empty and I get to play my music as loud as I want

Soap: Really? Maybe I should start heading out with ye then Ghost

Gaz: Yeh, sounds amazing. No people, only my music? No wonder you go so early

Soap talking with Gaz already making plans: Wake at 0200 so we can leave with Ghost

Gaz: Sounds like a plan

Ghost: No wait-

Price sighing and lighting a cigarette in defeat: This wasn't how this was supposed to go...

[Sniper(F-0-Z)]

Oswald, Mana and Dice: *Clearing an enemy building*

Oswald: *Swiftly checking each room with precision*

Dice: Left clear

Mana: Back clear

Oswald: *On coms* 5th floor clear. Advancing 6th

Laswell: Proceed with caution, we don't know what's up there

Oswald: Copy *Advances to 6th floor, clearing rooms and eliminating hostiles*

Dice: *Checking one final time* Looks like this place is a bust...

Mana: What now? Target's not here and we have no leads-

Gunman: *Comes out of nowhere, randomly firing at their direction*

Oswald, Mana, and Dice: *Quickly ducking behind a desk*

Oswald: Shoot-! We missed a guy!

Gunman: I-I have a bomb! *Lifts up detonator* dont move, and I won't push it!

Dice: *Whispers on coms* Theres a hostile with a detonator. We need-

Gunman: *Looks at Dice's direction* Y-you! What did you say? Who were you talking to?! I'll press it! *Pushes finger on the button slowly* I'll-!

Shot fires through window:

Gunman: *Falls to the ground*

Smokes: *Radioing Oswald* hostile down. Clear the building fast and get out of there

Dice: *Sighing while smirking bitterly* Saved again...

Smokes: *Still on coms* You owe me, Sarg. You too, Capt

Oswald: *Rolls eyes* Yeh, yeh. Just focus on keeping us alive

Smokes: Already am, Capt

Nah bc fr tho!

Graves too haole to understand, but congrats to him I guess 🤣

Kanoa: *talking with Graves* Uce, you don't even know your SAMOAN. Graves: Pulea a'u, kapeteni, ua ou ma'itaga. Kanoa: *placing his hand on his face as he tried not to laugh* Pffft...n-now you're telling me that you're PREGNANT. Tiala: Congratulations, Commander. You're GLOWING.

A trip to Hawai'i P.7

[Hawaiian Reggae]

Oswald: *At the wheel, stuck in traffic* looks like we'll be stuck here for a while

Gaz: *Groans* Again? This is the 3rd time today we've been stuck in bloody traffic

Oswald: Get used to it. Hawai'i is full of it

Soap: Turn on the radio, Bonnie. I need something to keep my brain stimulated or it'll die in boredom

Oswald: Alright, alright *Turns radio to 98.5*

*Station starts playing "Ehu Girl" by Kolohei Kai*

Oswald: Oh! This is a good one

Soap: Well this is definitely different from ye typical widespread songs

Oswald: *Gasps* You've never listened to Reggae???

Gaz: *Shakes head in disappointment* You're definitely missing out Soap. I don't listen to much Reggae, but it's still a good refresher from the usual day to day genres

Oswald: tsk tsk...Guess I'll just have to play more Hawaiian Reggae around you, Soap

Btw, here's some good Hawaiian Reggae recommendations bc why not?

• Ehu Girl- Kolohei Kai

• Cool down- Kolohei Kai

• This is the life- Kolohei Kai

• Heartstrings- Kolohei Kai

• Round and Around- Kolohei Kai

• Wade in your Water- Common Kings

• Lost in Paradise- Common Kings

• Take Her- Common Kings

• Mary Wanna- Common Kings

• No Other Love- Common Kings

• Waiting on the Rain- J Boog

• Police and Theives- J Boog

• Lets do it again- J Boog

• Every Little Thing- J Boog

• Higher than the Clouds- Anuhea

• Make me Say- Kimié

• More than a Fire- O-Shen

top 7 comfort movies tag

tagged by @cloudofbutterflies92 ✨ so here they are:

• The Godfather

• The Shining

• The Crow

• John Wick

• Donnie Darko

• Bullet Train

• House of Gucci

tagging:

@thosewhowrite @aceghosts @carlosoliveiraa @chazz-anova @strafethesesinners @socially-awkward-skeleton @killerspinal @sirensmaw @justasmolbard @mutantthedark @sosbela if u want to have a go and share!

I've been going through a lot right now with school and home-life so I haven't been posting much and probably will be busy for the next couple weeks.

Also, I did find Epic Mickey 2 for Wii so I've been playing that with my brother to destress. We haven't played that game in years so it's pretty nostalgic lol

Soap: *Making the most extreme and reckless plan while hiding from the enemy* What do ye guys think? Good plan eh?

Oswald: Whatever floats your Titanic

Gaz: Titanic? Didn't it sink?

Oswald: Yep. Just like Soaps IQ when he came up with that suicidal plan

Captains

Price: So as we know, terrorist groups have been hijacking American transported weapons as well as distributing them to other organizations in Latin America.

Oswald: Gee I wonder why...

Graves: Why am I being targeted here?!

Farah: Oh, so the failure to transport deadly American missiles wasn't your fault?

Graves: It's not my fault our artillery is so valued

Price, Oswald and Farah: *Stares at Graves with a deadpan expression*

Graves: In every meeting its always like this...Remind me why I come to these things in the first place?

Price: So we can clean up your messes

Oswald nodding in agreement: Sorry Graves but your shady organization hasnt been so lucky as of late. I mean how do you fail a job so badly?

Farah adding on: Then have the audacity to cover it up and backstab the allies who helped you track down those missiles?

Graves getting up and walking out: I see that my efforts here is not needed as well as my presence. I wish you all luck on todays meeting

Price: Great, I'm sure Shepard would appreciate your absence

Graves slowly walking back into the room: Lets just get this over with...I hate you all...