A Trip To Hawai'i P.7

Overheard in the mess hall:

Ghost: This is the last time I'll say it. Eat the bloody tomatoes!

Oswald: NO. If you don't stop pestering me, I'll do to you what my ancestors did to Captain Cook

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Fair enough

Petty arguments

Ghost, Soap, Oswald, and Laswell on coms:

Ghost: Not much for the beach, Johnny?

Soap: Prefer the snow, L.T

Oswald: Baby couldn't handle a tan?

Soap: I tan beautifully. Ye just upset ye couldn't handle the cold. Makes you weak, Bonnie

Oswald: *Scoffs* We got better activities. You're just jealous you can't surf

Soap: Aye, we have snowboarding for that. Doubt ye can enjoy a nice snowball fight with ye lads

Oswald: We got sand for that

Soap: Sand?

Oswald: Yeh...it's painful

Laswell: Alright, alright. Focus on the mission and argue when we get back

Ghost: Remind me why we assign you two together?

Oswald: Because you love us

Soap: *Smirks* Ye enjoy our company, L.T

Ghost: *Rolls eyes* Just do your jobs

6 Songs on Repeat!

Tagged by @islandtarochips and @tapioca-milktea1978

Habbits of my Heart- Jaymes Young

Lovely- Boywithuke

I Don't Think That I Like Her- Charlie Puth

Wade in your Water- Common Kings

Fluorescent Adolescent- Arctic Monkeys(Tho tbh it's any Arctic Monkeys song)

See The Light- Stephen Sanchez

Tagging: @littlelalaland (My fav Mary) @itsastronxmy @kikiharinezumi @the-whispers-of-death and anyone else since it's open

Sleep deprived

Price: What's wrong with you four?

Gaz: We had a bet on which one of us can stay up the longest

Ghost: It's been 6 days

Price: I can tell...

Oswald and Soap: *Fighting each other for the coffee pot*

Gaz: *Looking at Oz and Soap fighting* I'm so gonna win

Price: Uh huh. By the way, you're pouring salt instead of sugar in your cup

Ghost: *Bangs head on table, asleep and snoring*

Gaz: Haha! One down! *Sips his salted coffee, unfazed*

Price: I'm calling Laswell for a transfer...

Nationality guessing

141 guessing Oz's race(before knowing her cultural background):

Gaz: *Studying Oz's face* Hispanic?

Soap: Aye. Definitely Hispanic

Oswald: Nope. Guess again

Ghost: Egyptian? Somewhere middle east

Oswald: Way off

Price: It's-

Oswald: You read my file. You don't get to partake, Price

Gaz: Are you some type of asian?

Oswald: Partially, yeah

Soap: FILIPINO!

Oswald: No. But I guess you can say they could be classified as a cousin

Ghost: Ohhhh. I got it now

Gaz: What is is?

Ghost: I'll wait for you two to figure it out

Soap: Pshh...did we say Spanish already?

Gaz: Yes- OH! Polynesian!

Oswald: Bingo! Wasn't so hard now, was it?

Price: Eh. If I hadn't read your file, It would've took a miracle

Laswell is such a mom, I love it.

Oh? Mothers' been captured by the big bad terrorist group? We're sending dozens of the best, most trusted, and well trained soldiers to get her back.

Falling out of a heli and nearly dying, literally hanging on a thread? Yeh no. I need to get to mother first.

Most of the time, shes like a mother goose watching over her children, tolerating their dumb convos and going, "yep. These are my kids."

Oswald: I'm heading out. Anyone need anything?

Smokes: A restraining order from my Ex wife

Oswald: So beer?

Gamining

Gaz: *In first place casually beating everyone else* Keep up Soap

Soap: *Competitively leaning foward, lazer focused* I wouldn't be in 5th if ye hadn't hit me with a red shell!

Ghost: *In second* Excuses Johnny

Soap: *Makes it back to first* HA! HOW YE LIKE ME NOW?

Gaz: Enjoy 1st place while you can Soap

Soap: What do ye m- *Gets hit by a blue shell near the finish line* WHAT!?!?

Gaz: HAHAHA! I WARNED YOU SOAP

Ghost: *Walking out of the room* Oh boy...

Soap: *Screaming angry Scottish noises at Gaz and the TV*

Gaz: I wasn't mentally prepared for this-

Nah bc fr tho!

Graves too haole to understand, but congrats to him I guess 🤣

Kanoa: *talking with Graves* Uce, you don't even know your SAMOAN. Graves: Pulea a'u, kapeteni, ua ou ma'itaga. Kanoa: *placing his hand on his face as he tried not to laugh* Pffft...n-now you're telling me that you're PREGNANT. Tiala: Congratulations, Commander. You're GLOWING.

Was watching Batman Returns the other day with a friend, and she said my user fr reminded her of Penguin(Bc he's named Oswald as well)and I just wanted to say...

My user was not based off of this Dweebus

It was based off of this dorkus 🥲

Mary plz ✋️😭

I am not no sewer toe-tickling horny penguin goblin 🥲