Was watching Batman Returns the other day with a friend, and she said my user fr reminded her of Penguin(Bc he's named Oswald as well)and I just wanted to say...
My user was not based off of this Dweebus
It was based off of this dorkus 🥲
Mary plz ✋️😭
I am not no sewer toe-tickling horny penguin goblin 🥲
Han we get a first meet with Oswald and the 141! :)
Sure thing!
Since I wanted to make a series on this anyways, I'll just put down their original thoughts on Oswald and release an actual story about it later.
• Price knew Oswald the longest. They first met during the Urzikstan Prison Raid. During that time, Oswald served as a Sargeant under Captain Oscar "Two-Bit" Watts in the Delta-Force.
• Though their meeting was short, they served together again in a joint opperation assist a year later during a Cartel raid.
• Price was impressed with Oswalds Stealth and ability to clear buildings swiftly and precisely.
• He thought of Oswald as another soldier at first. He was shocked about how Price knew Oswald and was so fond of her. Though, that didn't affect him much.
• After hearing about Shadow Company's betrayal, Gaz was suspicious of Oswald, keeping an eye out for any hint of possible hostility.
• After the events of Las Almas, Gaz did apologize to Oswald and they formed a nice friendship while on their way home.
• Was confused and curious about Oswald at first.
• Secretly would ask Laswell about Oswald since he didn't really understand her purpose in assisting them. Also wanted to know about the Force she was captain of, but Laswell shut him down on the topic.
• After Shadow Company's betrayal, he assumed Oswald was in on it, till Ghost told him otherwise.
• On their way back from Las Almas, due to how comfortable he became around Oswald, he asked Oswald about the specifics of her job, which he did recieve some answers but was respectful to the classified questions.
• Surprisingly enough, Ghost also knew Oswald previous to Las Almas.
• Met Oswald while she was a Lieutenant. The F-0-Z served as assist to the SAS.
• Wasnt personally assigned with her, but ran into her enough times to understand the gist of her skills.
• Impressed with her stealth and sniping skills.
• They liked to exchange jokes from time to time.
• Met Oswald during the Urzikstan Prison Raid. Was thankful for the fact that Oswald went on the front lines in assisting their liberation.
• Oswald did assist her from time to time in Urzikstan, creating a strong companionship between them.
• During the death of Oswald captain, Oscar "Two-Bit" Watts, Farah did help Oswald however she could with the fundamentals of being a captain.
• Knew Oswald from previous Cartel missions.
• Alejandro found Oswald as a capable and strong captain and was quick to form pleasantries with her, which resulted in a quick friendship and trust between her and Los Vaqueros.
• Did seperate her from Shadow Company, which she was thankful for.
• Often would talk about Hawai'i and Mexico, which they were shock about how close their cultures were.
• He was thankful for the amount of assistance Oswald provided in Las Almas. Due to her previous assistance in Cartel raid missions, he respected her a lot.
• Did believe she betrayed them with Shadow Company, but after she explained herself, he quickly apologized and moved on.
• Still thinks of her fondly and respectfully.
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Being a Captain
Price: *Sipping a morning tea because Oswald drank the rest of the coffee* Just calm down Oz
Oswald: *Drinking her 8th cup of coffee* I can't calm down Price! I have a whole squad to lead into a suicide mission next week and I don't know what to tell my men!
Price: Ah...guess old 2-Bit left that bit of training out for you
Oswald: Ya think?
Price: *Patting Oz's shoulder* You know, most take their captains for granted, never fully knowing the weight they bare for the team. 2-Bit probably felt the same everyday leading you
Oswald: *Sighs* I...I just don't know what to do...
Price: *Smiles reassuringly* You'll figure it out kid
A trip to Hawai'i P.6
[Learning Pidgin]
Oswald: Alright! If you dont wanna be constantly labeled a "Haole," then you better learn some basic Hawaiian pidgin
Ghost: Seems simple enough
Gaz: *Shakes his head* Trust me...it's not
Oswald: First, you gon hear people say "Choke" a lot. And no, it's not to physically choke someone out. Choke just means "plenty"
Soap: *Taking notes* Aye, what else?
Oswald: There's also Grindz, which means "Food." Then theres Ono, which means "Yummy." Broke-da-mout, which you usually pair that with "All loose" which means "So good you can eat untill your jaw loses function." But thats just an expression. Kanak-attak, which means "It's so good, that I ate too much and is gon pass out."
Gaz: Bloody- Bonnie, how many terms are there?
Oswald: ...
Oswald: Moving on- There's the "Hawaiian honorifics" of Tutu, auntie, uncle, sistah, braddah and cuzins. Be careful who you call Auntie or Uncle, because unless you're a kid, they'd take it as an insult
Ghost: So why call anyone Auntie and Uncle?
Oswald: Because then you a Haole
Soap: Aye. Now listen to Bonnie, uncle
Ghost: *Gives Soap the death stare*
Gaz: Soap, stop it. You'll raise uncles blood pressure
Ghost: That's it! *Tackles Soap and Gaz*
Oswald: I'm heading out. Anyone need anything?
Smokes: A restraining order from my Ex wife
Oswald: So beer?
Nah bc fr tho!
Graves too haole to understand, but congrats to him I guess 🤣
Kanoa: *talking with Graves* Uce, you don't even know your SAMOAN. Graves: Pulea a'u, kapeteni, ua ou ma'itaga. Kanoa: *placing his hand on his face as he tried not to laugh* Pffft...n-now you're telling me that you're PREGNANT. Tiala: Congratulations, Commander. You're GLOWING.
I clown on the British, but I think beans on toast is an ok meal. I grew up with pork n beans on rice and thought that was the epitome of culinary.
Physicals
Ghost: I dont do the physicals with Oswald, so I requested to swap schedules with Soap
Gaz: Why?
Ghost: You'll find out in a minute
Soap: *Kicking the door in while panting* I'M NEVER DOING THE PHYSICALS WITH HER- *Gasps for breath while leaning onto the wall for support* EVER AGAIN-! *falls to ground panting*
Gaz: Bloody hell, Soap!
Ghost: Thats why
Ghost: Though she does push the minimum upper body requirements, she pushes beyond the limits for lower body
Gaz: *Looks at Soap mortified* And the SAS recruits?
Soap: *still Panting* The lucky ones were placed in the infirmary after fainting and the others-
Ghost: Probably threw up and looks like Soap
Gaz: *Terrified* But I take physicals with Oz next week
Ghost: *leans back into chair* Well. You better pray, Kyle.
Just some doodles of my children
Though I can never get the bangs right...
Quick Oswald info sheet
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Just typical CoD stuff. Usually Oc's and HC's. I need something to do as I fight my way through my terrible sleep schedule
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