Started Reading Gideon The Ninth! 🦴🦷

akimi yoshida loved to say "no ash and eiji arent gay they're not in love idk what you're talking about" and then continually draws ash and eiji reenacting famous shots from well known gay movies.

Neuvillette that I spent too long on and still didn't end up liking... Oh well.

okay but here me out... alectopause gets broken by a book release date announcement. but it's not alecto the ninth... she's done it again. she's written too much for one book.

it's kiriona the ninth

The LIBERAL Tomb

IanTHEY

Naberius TRANS

Marta DYKEas

Palamedes GENDERtus

John GAYus

Commander WOKE

GAYdeon THEY Ninth

Ortus NiGAYnad

LOVEISLOVEday Heptane

Pyrrha

disclaimer: no actual thought went into this

GIRL WHO ASKED

(i miss the way he would overshare to tom unprompted)

      "For a normal swordswoman? To reach the standard of a House cavalier primary? You'd need years. For Nav? Three months—" (here Gideon died briefly of gratification; she revived only due to the rising horror consequent of everything else) "—and she'd be up to the standard of the meanest, most behindhand cavalier alive."

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 53

      "Your cavalier," said the Lady of the Ninth quietly, "drew on my cavalier."       As Gideon died gently of shock, buoyed back to this life only by the weird bruises forming at the top of her spine ...

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 75

      The world rocked, but it was mainly because Harrow was shaking her shoulders.       "Ha-ha," said Gideon, "first time you didn't call me Griddle," and died.

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 228

"Average dyke dies 17 times per year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average dyke dies 0 times per year. Resurrections Nav, who lives on Pluto & dies and comes back to life whenever a woman shows respect for her, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

The Fifth for the next sketchpage?

One Magnus and one Abigail, coming right up!

WIP

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?