He Finally Sees Them Again. 

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

fitz’s laugh is adorable

reblog if you agree

jotaro kujo stands in front of you, staring blankly 

Star Platinum materializes behind him, smiling 

“vibe check,” Jotaro says, voice monotone

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

( #`⌂´)/┌┛

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

I got Edgy Fanfic Writer. Pretty accurate, I guess.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

this is amazing