Being In A Public Restroom And Hearing Someone Shitting Really Loud

He finally sees them again. 

I got Flamboyant Klingon Queen.

Nice.

@ my fellow space gays

i have created a (very broken) generator that gives you a Trek-inspired title! (alternatively here’s a even sillier one with double the adjectives)

here are just a few examples:

have fun!

Ya ever just breathe?

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

jotaro kujo stands in front of you, staring blankly 

Star Platinum materializes behind him, smiling 

“vibe check,” Jotaro says, voice monotone

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

Reblog if you think Brock's laugh is adorable

my roommates being obnoxious again so,

share with me the songs you’d least want to hear while having sex 

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

He watches over the LGBT alliance meeting. Our eternal protector.