Bruh.

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

Ya know.

I'm really out here, loving my friends.

Even the short jokes.

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Ya ever just

Exist?

jotaro kujo stands in front of you, staring blankly 

Star Platinum materializes behind him, smiling 

“vibe check,” Jotaro says, voice monotone

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

I got Flamboyant Klingon Queen.

Nice.

@ my fellow space gays

i have created a (very broken) generator that gives you a Trek-inspired title! (alternatively here’s a even sillier one with double the adjectives)

here are just a few examples:

have fun!

Ezra. Reblog if you agree

He watches over the LGBT alliance meeting. Our eternal protector.