Very Short Leon Smut Scenario 💭

The next time you are dreading a teams call with your co-workers, just be glad you don't have to put up with these dudes. I legit forgot Junot wasn't a marshal. Just imagine Napoleon hasn't found a way to perma ban him yet.

could you maybe make a master list? <3

I think u requested this during the time I wrote for kpop so I'm a bit late oopsie 😥 but even so here u go!

Nobody understands the struggles of being a teenage girl better than Prince Hamlet of Denmark

Final Fantasy men as reddit pick up lines written one word at a time

reno:

sephiroth:

zack:

noctis:

vincent:

clive:

rufus:

i like to believe that ophelia’s madness gave her a kind of meta knowledge of the plot— that she saw the tragic ending coming, knew that hamlet’s indecision would be his hamartia, that she realised gertrude and claudius were both poisoned with corruption from the beginning and instead of the customary funeral goers laying flowers at a grave, it was Ophelia— mad, at death’s door, about to die in less than 2 scenes— who handed flowers to the king, queen and protagonist as if the dead girl was mourning the living

Junot my shayla😭😭

at least credit me for my genius 😴

i completely forgot to post these but in late honour of casting rain week here’s the valentine’s day cards my friends sent me

the last one is my personal favourite bc of how cute grillby looks

Hello, have you seen the boyfriend/girlfriend quiz answers from nijisanji twitter?

I HAVEN'T OMG????? Do elaborate 😳

Vergil losing moodboard

Big fat napoleonic art dump