Don't Go Back On Your Words, Shizun

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

SQH, to SQQ: your taste in men is not superior to mine. you just like them a little weepy. you’d fuck a snake if it cried

ZZL, crawling from under the bed: …would you ?

Corazón Law AU I obsessed over a while

Draco Malfoy as a self insert

Should I be worried that Draco Malfoy is my self-insert when I write fanfiction. Like not the suave, toxic, kind-of-an-asshole but sexy Draco Malfoy that the (teenage) fandom seems to headcanon, but a post-war, repentant, depressed, emotional and prone to lash out Draco Malfoy. Am I broken? Probably. Fuck.

Poor Clive

I can envision him both speaking his mind and being quiet about it. Like “I see, you do not see me as a husband, but as a roommate,” and nothing after that. Then he distances himself. Starts buying more frozen dinners and sending Jason home early.

Jason is now mortified and doesn’t quite know what to say. He tries to broach it a few times but Clive is always busy and has other things to do.

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

I like to think that all the Weasleys are overprotective over Harry. Like, almost violently overprotective.

I mean, here’s a small boy who lands in your lap, becomes good friends with Ron, and is altogether very sweet. Then they find out he was abused as a child by his aunt and uncle because his parents were killed in front of him as a baby.

In the background, Fred and George definitely cracked a few skulls for him (and Harry would have never noticed because he’s the most oblivious child ever).

Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"

At Butterfly Town~~ YAYYYY my very first 2ha work!

Hehehe that scene was really funny. I like how in this happy and rascal teen disciple, a 30+ y/o tyrant emperor wakes up with NEEDS to his shizun, when the boy is just trying to make his crush on his fellow disciple WORK.

(PLEASE NO SPOILERS!)

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After all this is over and everyone’s dead, I just picture Erwin and Levi singing “Revenge Party” from Mean Girls about Zeke in the afterlife.

Just,

“A Revenge party is a party that ends with somebody’s head on a spike.”

I’m lucky enough not to have this issue with Harry Potter characters, but in a different fandom my favorite characters are rather controversial. It made me realize how exhausting it is when you just want to look for content of your favorite and have to wade through a bunch of hate. I’m just here to have a good time, and fandom is supposed to be fun. Please let me enjoy my problematic faves in peace.