Maybe You Think A Ship Is Problematic, But Ask Yourself This: Is It Wedged Sideways In The Suez Canal

Hi sorry, this is a cursed post BUT Erwin Smith would DEFINITELY have a daddy kink. He’s got all the right daddy issues.

I had a dream that a ghost, aided by Humphrey’s mother, tricked/convinced the entirety of Team Biscuit into marrying each other. One big group marriage.

Couldn't picture Jason crying about it, but the annoyed disgruntled face seemed fitting.

(My doodles are based off the ones on the Fandom wiki for this one since they are more recognizable...)

Birthday Boy!! 🌤️

Neil would definitely write it if you asked him

Someone do a danielle geller x Jason fic ngl. Humphreys stepdad.

Yep. I’m teaching evolution and thinking about Clive and Jason being domestic and married af without realizing it

anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.

When they part, Jason smirks at him.

“My grandmother would be so proud. Waiting till marriage to kiss my husband like a good Christian boy.”

Clive rolls his eyes, and kisses the smirk off his face.

They talk about Jason coming back. He’d only moved out a few outfits when he was living with Farrah and had been recycling a combination of the same three shirts and two pants. They kiss a few more times, Clive enjoying the novel sensation and Jason feeling like he’d repressing it for far too long.

At last, Jason finally asks.

“So, how about it. Was to go on our… what was it? Fifth? Date?”

They go in the next day, Clive harried and positively miffed at being behind on work. Jason feeling light. It’s a Friday, and for the first time in a while, they head home together.

The next day, Jason plans a picnic. They go out to the nearby park, eat, and head to one of the local museums Clive had mentioned wanting to visit multiple times throughout their marriage. Before it too. Jason has been planning the date before they got married and has simply forgotten about it.

Farrah and Belinda give them shit. But when a few weeks later, the copies of their reports appear bound on Clive’s desk, they know who it was.

(And yes. They do convert Jason’s room into a study and return to the large king Clive has purchased for his own in order to… study. Yeah. Just study.)

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

😂 I hope he’s been enjoying them!

anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.

Part 1

i've done another fun trade with @wyyvoren !