Hi Sorry, This Is A Cursed Post BUT Erwin Smith Would DEFINITELY Have A Daddy Kink. He’s Got All The

The report is perfectly formatted in APA. It’s creative, witty, and a little cheesy. A literature review of poetry or quotes that reminded Jason of Clive and figures that include text message conversations with Farrah and his other friends. A conclusion that Jason is an idiot and deserves to be in the dog house but truly wants to be in Clive’s life.

Clive reads it again. And again. He picks up his phone, stares at it, and then falls asleep on the couch with it clutched in his hands, the corners wrinkled from how much he’d flipped through it. He doesn’t touch the dinner Jason left, outside of putting it in the fridge (because he would never disrespect Jason’s food by letting it go bad) and doesn’t even bother changing outside of the clothes he’d worn to the university.

The next day, he does something he hasn’t done in years. He calls in sick.

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I’ve been stuck on a group dialogue scene for weeks. How do I execute this? What do people say? FUCK MEEEEEEE

Is NFSW still banned on tumblr or can I post a link to my NSFW fic when I’m done?

Can this be a post where your amazing followers reply with their ultimate favourite drarry fic?

Sounds fun! Hope lots of my lovely followers respond to this :)

※ About my favourites

*Note :

If you have multiple faves, please share different fic(s) from the ones mentioned.

Please provide both the fic’s title & author!

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ETA: Thank you guys for your contribution ♥ (update: after 36 hours of posting)

2000s

Draco Malfoy, It’s Your Lucky Day by @faith2wood [E, 37k]

Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted [M, 190k]

Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier [M, 7k]

Secrets by Vorabiza [E, 395k]

A Thousand Beautiful Things by geoviki [M, 104k]

2010s : 2010~2014

All Life is Yours to Miss by Saras_Girl [M, 114k]

At Your Service by @faith2wood​ [E, 95k]

Aural Gratification by birdsofshore [E, 10k]

Azoth by @lol-zeitgeistic [E, 88k]

Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren [E, 210k]

Checkmate by Naadi [T, 245k]

The Critiquer by @dysonrules​ [E, 24k]

Deconversion by Lomonaaeren [E, 103k]

Eclipse by Mijan [T, 287k]

Good to Me (And I'd Be So Good to You) by @teddylacroix [G, 8k]

Harry Potter Gives a Shit by @talithan [E, 58k]

The Marriage of True Minds by Lomonaaeren [E, 204k]

Running on Air by @tinyhistory [T, 74k]

Take What's Left of Me by Frayach [E, 22k]

Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop [E, 70k]

Turn by Saras_Girl [E, 306k]

Twist of Fate by @i-didnt-wanna-do-it [T, 302k]

Unhook the Stars by @jadstiel [M, 70k]

Veela challenge verse by diagonfloo [M, 28k, 2 works]

Yours is the Earth (Hold On, Hold On) by chickenlivesinpumpkin [E, 127k]

2010s : 2015~2019

Away Childish Things by @letteredlettered [T, 153k]

Chaos Theory by @tessacrowley [E, 102k]

Dear Enemy by @gingertodgers [T, 69k]

dirtynumbangelboy by @magpiefngrl [E, 39k]

Dwelling by aideomai [T, 83k]

Erosmancy by @astolat [M, 11k]

Fire and Wonder by Lomonaaeren [M, 15k]

Flirt by scribbledstars [E, 32k]

From Ashes by @caedes12 [E, 150k]

Grounds for Divorce by @tepre [E, 122k]

Harry Potter and the American Thief by aboutmalfoy [T, 50k]

Helix by Saras_Girl [E, 92k]

House Proud by @astolat [M, 23k]

I could be wrong, I could be ready by @harryromper [M, 85k]

In the dark, the light by phrynne [E, 32k]

In the Shadow of Your Heart by @lqtraintracks [E, 51k]

The Lesson of You by thecouchsofa [E, 65k]

The Man Who Lived by @e-sebastian [E, 253k]

Men Who Love Dragons Too Much by @fencer-x [E, 480k]

The Nightmare Club by @diligent-thunder [E, 85k]

Oath Breaker by @kc-anathema [T, 181k]

Restraint by @fleetofshippyships [E, 153k]

Stately Homes of Wiltshire by waspabi [E, 57k]

A Sword Laid Aside by @korlaena [E, 128k]

What We Pretend We Can’t See by @gyzym [M, 131k]

Who we are in the shadows by @quicksilvermaid [E, 99k]

2020s

(Un)wanted by @aibidil [E, 36k]

The Bucket List by GallaPlacidia [?, 32k]

Conduit by WillowTroy [M, 67k]

Evitative by @k-vichan [T, 222k]

Hiding series by @myaulophobia [E, 100k+, 5 works]

Nice Things by aideomai [M, 22k]

The Mirror of Ecidyrue series by starbrigid [T, 300k+, 4 works]

Modern Love by @tackytigerfic [E, 61k]

Never Grow A Wishbone by @shanastoryteller [T, 123k]

Vortex by @xanthippe74 [T, 20k]

You Look the Way I Feel by @yourdifferentoctober [E, 108k]

WIPs

9 ½ Days by @magpiefngrl [E, 40k+]

survival is a talent by @shanastoryteller [T, 300k+]

🎨:jennyandloiryan

A quick note to fellow Enemies to Lovers shippers,

(Especially younger ones)

I hate to break it to you, but you have to stop arguing with people who disagree with your ship online. (For more reasons than that it causes a toxic fanbase.) You aren't going to convince the people actively against your ship.

I know it's hard, especially because it's not just that people don't like it, but because people likely actively hate and work against your ship. Unfortunately, that's because by nature, you're shipping ENEMIES to lovers. When two characters start off opposing each other, especially with one character blatantly in the wrong, people have a hard time accepting the two could ever see eye to eye let alone fall in love.

Basically, it comes down to this:

A lot of people don't believe that others have the capacity to change. Afterall, the whole dynamic of enemies to lovers relies heavily on there being some huge change in both of their mindsets.

In shipping dynamics, I find that the people who fall into this trap of stagnant mindsets are young highschool and midderschoolers. They're probably very focused on the there and now and don't think things will change much outside of their very small worldview. They're in an awkward place where they have been heavily influenced by the few strong opinions they've experienced since birth. They haven't seen how different the world outside their bubble is. Most importantly, they're not going to suddenly change their mind on your ship. (But don't worry, they will grow.)

The truth is, people in real life marry their bullies. They switch sides in wartime for reasons other than self-interest, they reflect on their actions and with help realize what they were doing was wrong. Apologies exist for a reason. What happens in middle or high school is not the end.

Tldr, People CAN and DO change as they grow and as an enemies to lover shipper you see that. It's hard for a lot of people to accept this and your arguments aren't going to change that, only time can. So step out of shipping wars and enjoy your ship with everyone else that ships it.

It's better if you ignore it. Trust me, I ship Drarry.

some jason doodles

If you join one of my drawing live streams on Twitch, you can help me create beautiful shitposts like this (and actual nice pieces too)

My username there is MiscWitchling! https://www.twitch.tv/miscwitchling

Today was my first livestream (sorry I only announced it on my Twitter and Insta, I was nervous) I ended up drawing Minerva and Glass from Sanguine: Monster Magical Girl, Al and Bert (but I want to add more to those before posting) and this lovely thing.

18+

“A bit forceful,” Jason teases. “Does your wi-“

“If you mention my fictional wife,” Clive says. “After having my penis in your mouth, you will not be leaving here satisfied.”

Is Jason making a Clive’s wife joke while in the middle of smut too much?