More Of Lqg Being Manhandled Cause I Think He Deserves It + Modern AU Trio

No, for real. I cannot envision that man as straight. It just doesn’t fit.

And yeah. Clive is just going to go around leaving a trail of broken hearts (including mine)

Jason: You should get a wife

Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…

Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?

Clive: … What?

Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?

Clive: No.

Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.

Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand

Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies

Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man

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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

I will only ship two character if

A) They absolutely hate each other in canon. Like, a full on “on sight” rivalry

Or

B) They have undeniable chemistry the writers inadvertently put in but will never actually be a couple in canon

Conclusion: I hate myself

Taika and Farrah fucking in the background while Clive and Jason are dancing around each other lol. They basically spend every free hour together. Jason goes to class, then Clive’s lab as a research assistant, then they go home together, Jason makes dinner and their lunch for tomorrow, and they fall asleep.

Clive occasionally helps Jason with his homework, Jason makes sure Clive doesn’t fall asleep and drool all over his books. Clive has never been so healthy. They almost forget that they met on a date.

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

🙉🙈🙊

(CR: vk.com/ookamikiba. Translated and reposted with permission.)

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

Jason: You should get a wife

Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…

Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?

Clive: … What?

Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?

Clive: No.

Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.

Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand

Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies

Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man

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.

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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Can we talk about how some of the best fanfictions put there are 10,000-30,000 words?

Sure the full novel + fics are amazing. Shorter fics are beautiful. But fics of the 10,000-30,000 word range just hit different. They’re full stories compacted into a few chapters with the most amazingly written words. Absolutely love.

@roonil-waazlibbb thank you for tagging me!

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you don't have to do it if you don't want to!!

Listening to He Who Fights with Monsters like… I haven’t been this queerbaited since Supernatural and Destiel.