I Just Needed To Make Sure More People Saw This.

Humphrey having a daddy kink was NOT part of my expectations for this book

Huge thank you to scales.n.art for bringing to life this scene from my Sterek fic El Lazo. I am desperately in love with the art! Mara's work is always amazing so I highly recommend checking out her other art!

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El Lazo | 51k (complete) | E

“You have to bite me first,” Stiles says, swallowing hard, a heady mix of fear and anticipation making him feel lightheaded.

“I won’t go deep enough to turn you.”

“Just deep enough to open the connection. I know,” Stiles agrees. “I want you to. I trust you.”

The words seem to catch Derek off guard, an odd look crossing over his face. But then he leans forward, hands gripping Stiles' shoulders. “Ready?” Derek asks, so close that Stiles can feel the words ghosting over his lips. He sucks in a breath and nods.

Please do not repost.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64735012/chapters/166329964

Guess who’s back from hiatus!

Chapter 5 is out now baby! Which means I can also get started on new fanart to start procrastinating chapter 6. Though I have been writing a lot of future scenes for the project.

Of course Lorelei Gratham isn’t having success with wooing Clive. He’s only got eyes for Jason 🙄

Anime and Chill is NOT the same as Netflix and Chill.

If you were tryna get it on then you shouldn’t have put on Cowboy Bebop or Attack on Titan. Now sit your ass down and enjoy it. We’re binging the whole season right here, right now.

If you join one of my drawing live streams on Twitch, you can help me create beautiful shitposts like this (and actual nice pieces too)

My username there is MiscWitchling! https://www.twitch.tv/miscwitchling

Today was my first livestream (sorry I only announced it on my Twitter and Insta, I was nervous) I ended up drawing Minerva and Glass from Sanguine: Monster Magical Girl, Al and Bert (but I want to add more to those before posting) and this lovely thing.

Already?! I have not traversed the fandom AO3 enough, it seems!!!

Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?

Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”

The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

I’m not even the main character in my dreams. I’m the side character rooting for her best friend as the love of her life gets married to another woman. I’m a the side character who helps the prince pick the right girl and falls in love with the comedic relief. I’m the extra who ditches it all to go explore the flower fields instead of staying for the drama.

Poor Clive

I can envision him both speaking his mind and being quiet about it. Like “I see, you do not see me as a husband, but as a roommate,” and nothing after that. Then he distances himself. Starts buying more frozen dinners and sending Jason home early.

Jason is now mortified and doesn’t quite know what to say. He tries to broach it a few times but Clive is always busy and has other things to do.

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116