To Whom It May Concern,

sangcheng in the back with their heads on the table while their dumbass pet rabbit causes Problems I love the gusu trio a normal amount

this video aka 'nat 20 LET'S FUCKING GO' 😅😅😅⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖

original lyrics and audio: perception check--tom cardy (2023)

BUT LET'S MAKE IT MDZS

[jzx] On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark-cloaked figures Slowly trudging towards you, what do you do? [nhs] My half-orc barbarian [ nie mingjue! chifeng-zun!! ] braces her great hammer [ saber ] and– That's a one [jzx] Critical fail, Steve [ jiang cheng❣️] what do you do? [jc] Well, I believe in anticipation My rogue [jiang wanyin, sandu shengshou] would try and hide behind a tree– Okay, I rolled a one [jzx, *sigh*] That's another critical fail Tom [ wei ying, lounging louchely bc chaotic gremlin adhd bisexual disasters can't sit properly in chairs c'mon what else did you expect ??? ] what does your human bard [ yiling laozu--wei wuxian!! ] do? [wy, tootles that flute] Active perception check [jzx] That's a natural 20 [wy] Let's fucking go [sick flute solo] 🎶I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes🎶 🎶These motherfuckers mean to harm us and they got to go🎶 🎶So c'mon get 'em now🎶 🎶You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my tight crew, ooh, ooh 🎶 [ 🎶so skibidi🎶 @bibookdemon i blame you for this being in my brain. i know that's not the lyric but it's funny and it fits right ??? ] 🎶There's no escaping it, I can perceive you🎶 🎶Here's what we're gonna do🎶 [sick flute solo] 🎶Me and my boys are gonna mess you up🎶 [nhs & jc] I rolled a one (I rolled a one) [wy] Fuck 🎶 My boys are otherwise engaged 🎶 🎶 So I'm gonna bring it all myself 🎶 [wy] Hey, I forgot You're supposed to tell me what I see, right? [jzx] Yes, thank you, let's just slow it all down a bit So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter– [wy] I cast vicious mockery Nat 20, let's go 🎶You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you🎶 [sick flute solo--intense flute music] Short! 🎶Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy [jin guangyao] is"🎶 🎶And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships [with lan xichen 😔]🎶 🎶And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head🎶 🎶But then the doctor said "Wait This stupid motherfucking tiny short-arse baby Got a tiny little itty-bitty body And I hate it"🎶 [jzx] Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure Perception check, please [wy] Nat 20, let's go [jzx] You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child [jin ling] ([wy] it's always a kid) [jzx] Specifically, the child you've been looking for, for the last 15 days game-time And five [bleep] days of our actual lives [wy] Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better Fuck, his body's just lying there, right? Right? [jzx] Yes [apprehensive pause] (don't) [wy] 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that body, now)🎶 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that motherfucker)🎶 🎶Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body🎶 [sick flute solo] [wy] Bitch

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ps the words in [ ] and emphasis were added by me (based on the animatic) for enhanced enjoyment lol []~(￣▽￣)~*

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Qinghua cuddles solve EVERYTHING.

Qinghua ft. boobei-jun 🫶🏻

OMG YOU'RE ON TUMBLR NOW I CAN TAG YOU IN POSTS AND SEND YOU ALL THE THINGS

INDEED I AM HEHEHEH

I spent so long trying to figure out which was Lan Wangji and which was Wei Wuxian I forgot actual rabbits exist

run, recline, rest.

where sqq transmigrates earlier and moshenshang raise a child luo binghe together.

mobei jun teaches him about demon stuff. shang qinghua gets to pamper his son (“now he really IS my son!!!”). sqq gets to obsess over the protagonist in a much more wholesome way. MOSHENSHANG FAMILY AND THEIR LITTLE BINGHE JUST IMAGINE IT.

Add your ship + fantasy concept and I might sketch it ;)

For context: the Hualian AU centers around an immortal witch, Xie Lian, and the little fox spirit he rescued from a group of hunters 200 years ago. Now, in present day, Xie Lian has been cursed and runs a failing apothecary, running into constant trouble… until a mysterious fox with a missing eye begins showing up to help him at work!

For the WIP folder game can you show us cumplane? 👀 (Also cummies if we're allowed to ask more than one)

These are a few snippets from a small animatic for a TikTok audio that idk if I’ll ever complete considering the app will be banned soon in the u.s! Hope you enjoy these anon :D

I imagine this right

Mxtx's couples coming in boxes together and they read the next:

Bingqiu: Please do not separate, one Will cry and the other will get mean

Moshang: Please do not separate, one will get anxious without it's support human and the other will kill you

Wangxian: Please do not separate, they're in their best behavior around each other (Alternatively, One will get sad and one will kill you)

Hualian: Please do not try to separate, they will bite if attempts are made

Listen, I bet it would kill Wei Wuxian if Jiang Cheng started to treat him like a teenager xD

Mo Xuanyu died young, so from the pov of Sandu Sengshou, a venerable man in his late thirties, he's a kid. A lad. A baby. Acting like a kid ever since JC knew him, no better than Jin Ling at his most teenage.

And JC is so tired. He's busy, and stressed, and tired.

So there comes one day during some sort conference in Gusu, when WWX is being his usual trolling self with the juniors, and they happen to stumble loudly into Sect Leader Jiang. WWX stutters a bit, taken by surprise, and JC, actually in an important conversation with his second, just kinda autopilots at the sight of Young People Group and goes "Not now, A-Xian," in his most tired Dad Voice, and carries on.

Wei Wuxian stares after him, speechless. It's like Jiang Fengmian came back from the dead for all of five seconds to kick him in the feels. It doesn't feel right. Did JC just dad-voice him?!? Outrageous!!

Thus Wei Wuxian cracks up being an annoying ass to take revenge. Unfortunately, JC noticed that the Dad Voice works to stump WWX and starts using it almost exclusively. It's amazing, he didn't have this much fun in ages. Revenge tastes sweet. He doesn't even have to get angry, just channel his dad for a few moments and Wei Wuxian puffs up like a balloon. It's great. The Disappointed Sigh? The Tired Side-eye? The Smile of Dismissal? Each works to perfection. Even better - Lan Fucking Wangji can't even tell him to fuck off, since JC isn't doing anything evil or angry this time.

After a few days of the conference, Lan Qiren shows up in JC's doorstep asking for pointers.