Live Footage Of Shen Qingqiu Reading PIDW

that last one is 500% a xiyao meme actually. just... just to be very clear about that.

My beloved—he is a nobleman with golden branches and leaves translation by kawaiikell

Mobei-jun wanted EVERYONE to know who SQH was married to. The next cultivation conference featured a LOT of cultivators falling out of their chairs. Shang Qinghua is just glad he finally seems to be getting some respect. He is unaware of his newfound harem.

they make me physically ill.

Oh my GOD the moshenshang hyperfixation is really getting you huh? whats binghe doing in this au tho, I imagine he’s learning self love and care and generally not needing another persons validation to live anymore. Thoughts?

IT IS IT IS LOL

And yes rhat’s the perfect answer. He’s working through his like. Shizun equivalent of daddy issues and listening to Lana Del Rey while stressbaking. He probably has a dog.

Listen, I bet it would kill Wei Wuxian if Jiang Cheng started to treat him like a teenager xD

Mo Xuanyu died young, so from the pov of Sandu Sengshou, a venerable man in his late thirties, he's a kid. A lad. A baby. Acting like a kid ever since JC knew him, no better than Jin Ling at his most teenage.

And JC is so tired. He's busy, and stressed, and tired.

So there comes one day during some sort conference in Gusu, when WWX is being his usual trolling self with the juniors, and they happen to stumble loudly into Sect Leader Jiang. WWX stutters a bit, taken by surprise, and JC, actually in an important conversation with his second, just kinda autopilots at the sight of Young People Group and goes "Not now, A-Xian," in his most tired Dad Voice, and carries on.

Wei Wuxian stares after him, speechless. It's like Jiang Fengmian came back from the dead for all of five seconds to kick him in the feels. It doesn't feel right. Did JC just dad-voice him?!? Outrageous!!

Thus Wei Wuxian cracks up being an annoying ass to take revenge. Unfortunately, JC noticed that the Dad Voice works to stump WWX and starts using it almost exclusively. It's amazing, he didn't have this much fun in ages. Revenge tastes sweet. He doesn't even have to get angry, just channel his dad for a few moments and Wei Wuxian puffs up like a balloon. It's great. The Disappointed Sigh? The Tired Side-eye? The Smile of Dismissal? Each works to perfection. Even better - Lan Fucking Wangji can't even tell him to fuck off, since JC isn't doing anything evil or angry this time.

After a few days of the conference, Lan Qiren shows up in JC's doorstep asking for pointers.

Shen Qingqiu underestimates Shang Qinghua’s sheer dumbassery, and thinks that he knows Mobei-jun is courting him and is just playing it coy. So when he realizes he ALSO likes the dumbass hamster, he decides to start using the same tactics. Meanwhile, Shang Qinghua is deeply confused and alarmed at why suddenly he has TWO men beating him up 2+ times a day. He’s not built for this! He’s just a little guy!

I think that there should be more hybrid AUs that have this misunderstanding specifically...

Bonus!!

NHS does not have a mini doll. He cannot be held gently like baby (or whatever the fuck sort of MK-Ultra recreation games TikTok plays with their mini dolls.) However, we still can cherish his digital image.

recoloured an old sangcheng drawing... hopefully the colours will translate in print lol lmao :')