Oh My GOD The Moshenshang Hyperfixation Is Really Getting You Huh? Whats Binghe Doing In This Au Tho,

It's so funny that Luo Binghe asks for love advice and Mobei is the first to pipe up with "beat him three times a day"

which definitely got all the other demons in the room thinking: "and how's that working out for you Lord Desperate To Get Fucked By Your Servant"

Only to get shocked when Shang Qinghua advises Junshang to "be pathetic"

Like imagine watching your colleague fail to land a date with his assistant for forever only for the assistant to reveal he's being trying to land a date with your colleague this whole time

They're so stupid

he xuan post black water arc:

A year post abyss, Peak lords Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua cuddle puddle havers. With or without the privacy barriers, in SQQ's bamboo house or in SQH's office.

Who cares ommgggg who cares we're dead meat anyway or so they think.

Did ask, very much care because people are losing their minds. Rumors are flying. The Sect Leader tactfully (read, tearfully) extracted himself from Master Shen's house after Peak Lord Shang answered the door, telling him that, no Qingqiu is not available and is resting (So was he by the state of his hair and robes). Peak Lord Liu Qingge nearly deviated this one time when he burst into SQH's office for an update on something trivial only to find SQQ curled up on top of SQH who was snoring into SQQ's hair, scrolls abandoned.

It's getting out of hand. They've been spotted casually leaning into each others touch around their peaks. Master Shen insists they need sunlight (it's nearly dusk) as he fills in Peak Lord Shang's official reports (signed SQQ), Peak Lord Qinghua sleepily agrees against Master Shen's side.

Jaws are on the floor with tongues still wagging, the rumor mill is frenzied, enough that the matter has reached the borderlands near the rifts and by extension, the demons and the abyss and one young heavenly demon who is as jealous as he is confused.

Somewhere under Master Shen, Peak Lord Shang shivers awake.

Absolutely obsessed with the idea of one character marking another as theirs through clothing.

And im not talking about some dumbass oh here’s my sports jersey, no, fuck that.

I’m talking about Mobei Jun gifting Qinghua the Mobei clan crest on a necklace and dressing him in blue, even on An Ding peak

I’m talking about Shen Qingqiu (cannonically, look at the official art) painting Binghes demon mark on his own forehead for their wedding

I’m talking about Nie Huaisang walking around with a lotus hairpin and fan, wearing purple robes in his exact measurements when he visits lotus pier

I’m talking about Qi Rong with Tai Hua red and gold woven into his and Guzi’s everyday wear, with tigers embroidered even on their green robes and a stuffed tiger being Guzi’s absolute favorite to carry with him

In talking about loving someone so much you wear their ownership of your heart on your person for all to see, or gift them a physical symbol of how much you love them and how much you already see them as a part of your family - as a part of who you are.

Mobei-jun wanted EVERYONE to know who SQH was married to. The next cultivation conference featured a LOT of cultivators falling out of their chairs. Shang Qinghua is just glad he finally seems to be getting some respect. He is unaware of his newfound harem.

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"My girlfriend makes me feel... things...."

silly au me and @xxmiserysmilesxx got teehee

I think that there should be more hybrid AUs that have this misunderstanding specifically...

Bonus!!

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both losing their entire families to horrible violence and betrayal

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both having the responsibility of leading a clan thrust on them before they were ready

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both devoting their adult lives to revenge and looking down the barrel of their futures after Guanyin Temple, not knowing who they are without their anger

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang being the only people who can truly understand each other

SQH: I’m objectifying you in ways you don’t even know

SQQ: I’ve read your fucking novels I know exactly what that hamster brain does you hack